Topic: Songs You Like (Lyrics) | |
---|---|
"Weird Al" Yankovich - Trapped in the Drive Through
Seven O'clock in the evening, watching something stupid on TV. I'm zoned out on the sofa, when my wife comes in the room and sees me. And she says is this behind the music with Leanord Skinner? And I say I dunno, hey it's gettin late whacha wanna do for dinner? She says well I kinda had a big lunch so I'm not super hungry. I say well baby I'm not starvin either but I could eat. She says so what'd you have in mind? I said I don't know what about you? She says I don't care, if you're hungry lets eat. I said that's what we're gonna do. But first you gotta tell me what it is you're hungry for. Then she says let me think. What's left in our refrigerator? I said there's tuna I know. She said that went bad a week ago. I say is the chille ok? She says you finished that yesterday. I hopped up and said I dunno, do you wanna get somthin delivered? And she's like, why would I wanna eat liver? I don't even like liver. I'm like, no, I said delivered. She's like I heard you say liver! I'm like, I should know what I said. She's like whatever. I just don't want any liver. Well I was gonna say something. But my cell phone started to ring. Mah, who could be callin me? I check my caller ID. It was just cousin Larry callin for the third time today. My wife said let it go to voice mail. I said ok. So where were we? Oh dinner right, so whatta you wanna do? She says why don't you wip up somthin in the kitchen. Yeah, I said why don't you? Then she says baby can't we just go out to dinner please? I says no. She says yes. I says no. She says yes. I says no. She says yes. Oh, here's your keys. I step a little bit closer. Say ok, where ya wanna go? She says how about the ivy? I say yeah, well I dunno. I don't really feel like gettin all dressed up and eatin expensive food. She says Olive Garden? I say, nah, I'm not in the mood. And Borito King would make me gassy there's no doubt. She says just forget about it. I say no! I swear I'm gonna take you out! Then I get an idea. I said I know what will do! She says what? I say guess. She says what?! I say we're goin to the drive through! So we head out the front door. Open the garage door. Then I open the car doors. And we get in those car doors. Put my key in the ignition. And then I turn it sideways. And we fasten our seatbelts. As we pull out the driveway. Then we drive to the drive through. On our way to the drive through. We're approaching the drive through. Getting close to the drive through Almost there at teh drive through. Now we're here at the drive through. Here in line at the drive through. Did I mention the drive through? Well, here we are in the drive through line. Me and her. Cars in front of us. Cars in back of us. All just waiting to order. There's some idiot in a Volvo, with his brights on behind me. I lean out the window and scream hey whacha tryin to do blind me? My wife says maybe we should park. We could just go eat inside. I said I'm wearin bunny slippers, so I aint leavin this ride. Now a woman on a speaker box, is sayin can I take your order please? I say yes indeed, you certainly can. We'd like two hamburgers with onions and cheese. Then my wife says baby! Hold on I've changed my mind. I think I'm gonna get a chicken sandwich instead this time. I said you always get a cheeseburger. She says that's not what I'm hungry for. I put my head on my hands and scream! I don't know who you are anymore. The lady on the speaker says, I don't have all day. I said then take our order, and will be on our way. I wanna get a chicken sandwich. And I want a cheeseburger too. She says you want onions on that? I'm like yeah, I already said that I do. Plus we need curly fries. And don't you dare forget it. And two medium root beers. No, just one, will split it. Then I said now I'm guessin that you're probably not too bright. So read me back my order, let's make sure you got it right. She says one. You want a chicken sandwich. Two. You want a cheeseburger. Three. Curly fries and a large root beer. Stop! Don't go no farther. I never ordered a large root beer, I sayed medium not large. She says we're havin a special, I supersized you at no charge. Oh, oh oh. And that's all I could say was oh. Then she says now there's somthin else, that I really think you should know. You can have unlimited refills, for just a quarter more. I said great. Except we're in the drive through. So what would I want that for? Then she says wait a minute. Your voice sound so fammiliar, hey is this Paul? And my wife's all like, no that aint Paul, now tell me who's this Paul? Oh he's just some guy who goes to school with me. I sat behind him last year and I copied off of him in geometry. I said I know a guy named Paul. He used to be my plumber. He was prematurely balled. And he moved to Pitsburg last summer. He also had bladder problems and a really bad infection on his tow! And then she says Mr. please! You can stop right there, that's way more then I needed to know. And then we both were quiet, and things got real intense. And she says next window please that'll be five dollers and eighty-two cents! So we inched ahead in line, movin painfully slow. I got a little bored so, I turned on the radio. Click, turned it off because my wife was getting a headache. So we both just sat there quietly for her sake. And then I looked at her. And she looked back at me. And I said um, I think you have somethin in your teeth. She turned away from me, and then turned back and said did I get it? And I'm like yeah, well I mean, most of it, but hey don't sweat it. Then she says, how bout now? And I'm like yeah almost. There's still a little bit there, but don't worry, it's probably just a peice of toast. Now we're at the pay window. Or whatever you call it. Put my hand in my pocket. I can't believe there's no wallet. And the lady at the window's like well, well well, that'll be five eighty-two. I turn around to my wife. And say how much have you got on you? She just rolls her eyes and says I'll pay for this I guess. So she reaches into her purse and busts out the American Express. I hand it to the lady. And she says oh, dear. It's gotta be cash only. We don't take credit cards here. I took back the card and said gee really, well that sucks. And that's when I find out my wife was only carryin three bucks. I said I thought you were gonna hit the ATM today! She's like, I never got around to it. So where's your wallet anyway? I said nevermind. Just help me to find some change. Now the lady at the window's lookin at me kinda strange. And she says Mr. please, we gotta move this line along. And I say hold your stinkin horses lady, we won't be long. So I look around inside the glove box. Check the mat beneath my feet. I found a nickel in an ashtray, and a couple pennys and a dime in the space between the seats. Before long I got a little pile, of coins of every sort. The lady counts em up and says, you're still about a doller short. Now my woman's got this weird look frozen on her face. She screams! Ya know I wasn't ever really hungry in the first place. So I turn around, to the cashier again. I shrugged and said ok, forget the chicken sandwich then. So I pick up my change. Pick up my reciept. Then I drive to the pick up window. And I just can't wait to eat. Now we see this ackney ridden kid about six-teen, wearin a dorky nametag that says hello my name is Uigene. He hands me a paper bag. I look him in the eye. And I say to him hey Uigene, could I get some ketchup for my fries? Well he looks at me. And I look at him. And he looks at me. And I look at him. And he looks at me. And I look at him. And he says I'm sorry. What'd you want again? I say ketchup! And he says, oh yeah that's right. Just spaced out there for a second, I'm really kinda burnt tonight. So then he hands me the ketchup. And now we're finally drivin away. And the food is driving me mad, with it's intoxicating boucay! I'm starvin to death by the time we pull up to the traffic light. I say baby, gimme that burger. I just gotta have a bite! So she reaches in the bag. And pulls out the burger. And she hands me the burger. And I pick up the burger. Then I unwrap the paper. I bite into those buns. And I just can't believe it. They forgot the onions. |
|
|
|
I Gotta Girlfriend
She don't care what I think, She's don't care what I do Even though things don't go right, I know her love for me is true I love to love her, I want you to know I'd love to scream out "I do" Sometime soon you'll realize that she's tougher than you She don't even run around, Even though i'm a clown Who cares if we fight I know that she's alright I want to love her, I want you to know I'd love to scream out "I do" Sometime soon you'll realize that she's tougher than you I got a girlfriend I got a girlfriend I got a girlfriend I got a girlfriend I got a girlfriend and now things turn out okay She don't care what I think, She's don't care what I do Even though things don't go right, I know her love for me is true I love to love her, I want you to know I'd love to scream out "I do" Sometime soon you'll realize that she's tougher than you I got a girlfriend I got a girlfriend I got a girlfriend I got a girlfriend I got a girlfriend ... Go! I love to love her, I want you to know I'd love to scream out "I do" Sometime soon you'll realize that she's tougher than you I got a girlfriend I got a girlfriend I got a girlfriend I got a girlfriend I got a girlfriend and now things turn out okay |
|
|
|
Frankie Goes To Hollywood - Relax...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPLrXFw76Qg Oh oh Wee-ell-Now! Relax don't do it When you want to go to it Relax don't do it When you want to come Relax don't do it When you want to come When you want to come Relax don't do it When you want to to go to it Relax don't do it When you want to come Relax don't do it When you want to suck to it Relax don't do it When you want to come Come-oh oh oh But shoot it in the right direction Make making it your intention-ooh yeah Live those dreams Scheme those schemes Got to hit me Hit me Hit me with those laser beams I'm coming I'm coming-yeah Relax don't do it When you want to go to it Relax don't do it When you want to come Relax don't do it When you want to suck to it Relax don't do it (love) When you want to come When you want to come When you want to come Come-huh Get it up The scene of love Oh feel it Relax Higher higher Hey- Pray |
|
|
|
Crazy In Love Lyrics (Beyonce Knowles)
(feat. Jay-Z) Yes! so crazy right now Most incredibly It's your girl b It's your boy young History in the makin [part 2] I look and stare so deep in your eyes I touch on you more and more every time When you leave i'm beggin you not to go Call your name two, three times in a row Such a funny thing for me to try to explain How i'm feeling and my pride is the one to blame Yeah, cause i know i don't understand Just how your love can do what no on else can Got me lookin so crazy right now Your love's got me lookin so crazy right now (your love) Got me lookin so crazy right now your touch's Got me lookin so crazy right now (your touch) Got me hoping you page me right now your kiss's Got me hoping you save me right now Lookin so crazy your love's got me lookin Got me lookin so crazy your love When i talk to my friends so quietly "who he think he is?" look at what you've done to me Tennis shoes don't even need to buy a new dress You ain't there, ain't nobody else to impress It's the way that you know what i thought i knew It's the beat that my heart skips when i'm with you Yeah, but i still don't understand Just how your love can do what no one else can Got me lookin so crazy right now Your love's got me lookin so crazy right now (your love) Got me lookin so crazy right now your touch's Got me lookin so crazy right now (your touch) Got me hoping you page me right now your kiss's Got me hoping you save me right now Lookin so crazy your love's got me lookin Got me lookin so crazy your love I'm warmed up now Let's go Young hova Ya'll know when the flow is loco Young b and the r-o-c uh oh O-G, big homie The one and only Stick boney but the pockets are fat like tony Soprano the roc handle Like van Exel I shake phonies man, you can't get next to A genuine article, i do not sing tho I sling though , if anything i bling yo Star like ringo War like a green berret You're crazy bring your whole set Jay-z in the range Crazy and deranged They can't figure him out They're like ãhey is he insane?ä Yes sir i'm cut from a different cloth My texture is the best fur, im chinchilla I've been ill of the chain smokers How you think i go the name hova I've been reala' The game's over Fall back young ever since I made you change over to platinum The game's been a wrap One Got me looking so crazy, my baby I'm not myself lately I'm foolish, i don't do this I've been playing myself Baby i don't care Cuz your love got the best of me And baby you're making a fool of me You got me sprung and i don't care who sees Cuz baby you got me so crazy Got me lookin so crazy right now Your love's got me lookin so crazy right now (your love) Got me lookin so crazy right now your touch's Got me lookin so crazy right now (your touch) Got me hoping you page me right now your kiss's Got me hoping you save me right now Lookin so crazy your love's got me lookin Got me lookin so crazy your love [repeat to end] |
|
|
|
Better Get To Livin' Song InformationBy: Dolly Parton Original Appearance: Backwoods Barbie Compilations: None Alternate Versions: None -------------------- People always comin' up to me and askin' "Dolly, what's your secret? With all you do, your attitude Just seems to be so good How do you keep it?" Well I'm not the Dalai Lama, but I'll try To offer up a few words of advice Chorus: You better get to livin', givin' Don't forget to throw in a little forgivin' And lovin' on the way You better get to knowin', showin' A little bit more concerned about where you're goin' Just a word unto the wise You better get to livin' A girlfriend came to my house Started cryin' on my shoulder Sunday evening She was spinnin' such a sad tale I could not believe the yarn that she was weavin' So negative the words she had to say I said if I had a violin I'd play I said you'd better get to livin', givin' Be willing and forgivin' Cause all healing has to start with you You better stop whining, pining Get your dreams in line And then just shine, design, refine Until they come true And you better get to livin' Your life's a wreck, your house is mess And your wardrobe way outdated All your plans just keep on falling through Overweight and under paid, under appreciated I'm no guru, but I'll tell you This I know is true You better get to livin', givin' A little more thought about bein' A little more willin' to make a better way Don't sweat the small stuff Keep your chin up Just hang tough And if it gets too rough Fall on your knees and pray And do that everyday Then you'll get to livin' The day we're born we start to die Don't waste one minute of this life Get to livin' Share your dreams and share your laughter Make some points for the great hereafter Better start carin' Better start sharin' Better start tryin' Better start smiling And you better get to livin' |
|
|
|
Crazy
I've got a pocket full of holes head in the clouds the king of fools you've got a ribbon of rainbows the sun in your eyes burning through could be I'm happy and sad could be I'm losing my head over you well, you've gotta be crazy, baby to want a guy like me yeah, you've gotta be out of your mind crazy So if I'm dreaming don't wake me tonight if this is all wrong I don't want it right 'cause you're the one sure thing when I get lost in the game once again hey, I'm a lucky guy without a reason and I don't understand well, you've gotta be crazy, baby to want a guy like me yeah, you've gotta be out of your mind crazy Well, there must be some kind of mistake to give your heart away yeah, you've gotta be out of your mind crazy I've got a pocket full of holes head in the clouds the king of fools you've got a ribbon of rainbows the sun in your eyes burning through could be I'm happy and sad could be I'm losing my head over you well, you've gotta be crazy, baby to want a guy like me yeah, you've gotta be out of your mind crazy Well, there must be some kind of mistake to give your heart away yeah, you've gotta be out of your mind crazy well, you've gotta be crazy, baby to want a guy like me yeah, you've gotta be out of your mind crazy Well, there must be some kind of mistake to give your heart away yeah, you've gotta be out of your mind crazy well you've gotta be crazy baby to want a guy like me yeah, you've gotta be crazy, baby..... |
|
|
|
"The Different"
Melissa Etheridge You've never been to the moon But don't you want to go Under the sea in the volcano You've never looked into my eyes But don't you want to know What the dark and the wild And the different know Come dance with me now We'll dance without a care I'm as free as a fire And change is in the air There are some things in my life I'll never understand But they become the force That makes me who I am Don't you worry about the kids The kids are all right Mama's rollin' in the back yard Filled with love and light 'Cause you live and you learn And you learn to hold on And time will make it heal And time will make it gone Come with me now Come with me now It's time to try It's time to fly |
|
|
|
Kiss my Country A$S
|
|
|
|
I'm on My Way
I'm on my way from misery to happiness today I'm on my way from misery to happiness today I'm on my way to what I want from this world And years from now you'll make it to the next world And everything that you receive up yonder Is what you gave to me the day I wandered I took a right, I took a right turning yesterday I took a right, I took a right turning yesterday I took the road that brought me to your home town I took the bus to streets that I could walk down I walked the streets to find the one I'd looked for I climbed the stair that led me to your front door And now that I don't want for anything I'd have Al Jolson sing I'm sitting on top of the world I'll do my best, I'll do my best to do the best I can I'll do my best, I'll do my best to do the best I can To keep my feet from jumping from the ground dear To keep my heart from jumping through my mouth dear To keep the past, the past and not the present To try and learn when you teach me a lesson And now that I don't want for anything I'd have Al Joison sing I'm sitting on top of the world I'm on my way from misery to happiness today I'm on my way from misery to happiness today I'm on my way to what I want from this world And years from now you'll make it to the next world And everything that you receive up yonder Is what you gave to me the day I wandered I'm on my way to what I want from this world And years from now you'll make it to the next world And everything that you receive up yonder Is what you gave to me the day I wandered |
|
|
|
Road Of Truth
I went to my old house today It looked like nothing much had changed Kids running in the street,jumping rope And playing hide n' go seek There's a big fence around my house I guess it's there to keep the wetbacks out I still see myself after school Waiting for my daddy help him with his tools Summer we sit out on the swing Drinking iced tea and then we'd sing The road of truth is hard to find Make the choice inside your heart And see clear road till the end of time Well it feels like just the other day Things don't really ever change The road still ends at the river And the milk i hear still delivered There's alot more cops around I guess it keeps a quiet town I still see myself after school Waiting for my daddy help him with his tools Summer we sit out on the swing Drinking iced tea and then we'd sing The road of truth is hard to find Make the choice inside your heart And see clear road till the end of time Twelve years older on the battered road The song they sang never got old Always worried about my fate It's a bumpy road but i still sang The road of truth is hard to find Make the choice inside your heart And see clear road till the end of time The road of truth |
|
|
|
Moma Don't Let Babies Grow Up To Be Cowboys...... Ol' Wille
|
|
|
|
"What's the Matter Here"
That young boy without a name Anywhere I'd know his face In this city the kid's my favorite I've seen him I see him every day Seen him run outside Looking for a place to hide From his father The kid half naked And said to myself "O, what's the matter here?" I'm tired of the excuses Everbody uses He's their kid I stay out of it But who gave you the right To do this? We live on Morgan Street Just ten feet between And his mother I never see her But her screams and cussing I hear them every day Threats like "If you don't mind I will beat on your behind" "Slap you, slap you silly" Made me say "O, what's the matter here?" I'm tired of the excuses Everybody uses He's your kid Do as you see fit But get this through That I don't approve Of what you did To you own flesh and blood I'm tired of the excuses Everybody uses He's your kid Do as you see fit But get this through That I don't approve Of what you did To you own flesh and blood "If you don't sit In your chair straight I'll take this belt From around my waist And don't you think That I won't use it!" Answer me and take your time What could be the awful crime He could do at such young an age? If I'm the only witness To your madness Offer me some words to balance Out what I see and what I hear All these cold and rude Things that you do I suppose you do Because he belongs to you And instead of love And the feel of warmth You've given him these cuts And sores won't heal With time or age I want to say "What's the Matter here?" But I don't dare say "What's the Matter here?" But I don't dare say |
|
|
|
Take Me Away
This time all I want is you There is no one else Who can take your place This time You burned me with your eyes You see past all the lies You take it all away I've seen it all and it's never enough It keeps leaving me needing you Take me away Take me away I've got nothing left to say Just take me away I try to make my way to you But still I feel so lost I don't know what to say What else to do I've seen it all and it's never enough It keeps leaving me needing you Take me away Take me away I've got nothing left to say Just take me away Don't give up on me yet Don't forget who I am I know I'm not there yet But don't let me stay here alone This time all I want is you there is no one else who can take your place I've seen it all and it's never enough It keeps leaving me needing you Take me away Take me away I've got nothing left to say Just take me away |
|
|
|
Crimson flames tied through my ears
A B E Rollin' high and mighty traps E C#m Abm Pounced with fire on flaming roads A B Using ideas as my maps C#m Abm "We'll meet on edges, soon," said I A B Proud 'neath heated brow. E A E Ah, but I was so much older then, A B E (intro riff twice) I'm younger than that now. Half-wracked prejudice leaped forth "Rip down all hate," I screamed Lies that life is black and white Spoke from my skull. I dreamed Romantic facts [flanks] of musketeers Foundationed deep, somehow. Ah, but I was so much older then, bI'm younger than that now. [The next two verses were left out by The Byrds] Girls' faces formed the forward path From phony jealousy To memorizing politics Of ancient history Flung down by corpse evangelists Unthought of, though, somehow. Ah, but I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now. A self-ordained professor's tongue Too serious to fool Spouted out that liberty Is just equality in school "Equality," I spoke the word As if a wedding vow. Ah, but I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now. [The Byrds pick it up here] In a soldier's stance, I aimed my hand At the mongrel dogs who teach Fearing not that I'd become my enemy In the instant that I preach My pathway led [Sisters fled] by confusion boats Mutiny from stern to bow. Ah, but I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now. [12-string guitar solo followed by the refrain] Yes, my guard stood hard when abstract threats Too noble to neglect Deceived me into thinking I had something to protect Good and bad, I define these terms Quite clear, no doubt, somehow. Ah, but I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now A Man is a Man Dog Handstand Peeing! Baby Driving! Cutie back to -> The Byrds Lyrics |
|
|
|
Somebody
I bin lookin for someone Between the fire and the flame Were all lookin for somethin To ease the pain Now who can you turn to When its all black and white And the winners are losers You see it every night I need somebody Somebody like you Everybody needs somebody I need somebody Hey what about you Everybody needs somebody When youre out on the front line And youre watchin them fall It doesnt take long to realize It aint worth fightin for I thought I saw the madonna When you walked in the room Well your eyes were like diamonds And they cut right through - oh they cut right through I need somebody Somebody like you Everybody needs somebody I need somebody Hey what about you We all need somebody Another night another lesson learned Its the distance keeps us sane But when the silence leads to sorrow We do it all again - all again I need somebody Somebody like you Everybody needs somebody I need somebody Hey what about you baby? Hey what about you We all need somebody |
|
|
|
Through the Fire..Chaka Kahn
I look in your eyes and I can see Weve loved so dangerously Youre not trusting your heart to anyone You tell me youre gonna play it smart Were through before we start But I believe that weve only just begun When its this good, theres no saying no I want you so, Im ready to go Chorus: Through the fire To the limit, to the wall For a chance to be with you Id gladly risk it all Through the fire Through whatever, come what may For a chance at loving you Id take it all the way Right down to the wire Even through the fire I know youre afraid of what you feel You still need time to heal And I can help if youll only let me try You touch me and something in me knew What I could have with you Well Im not ready to kiss that dream goodbye When its this sweet, theres no saying no I need you so, Im ready to go Chorus Through the test of time Chorus Through the fire, to the limit Through the fire, through whatever Through the fire, to the limit Through the fire, through whatever |
|
|
|
Glen Hansard - Falling Slowly Lyrics w/Marketa Irglova
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CoSL_qayMCc&mode=related&search= I don't know you But I want you All the more for that Words fall through me And always fool me And I can't react And games that never amount To more than they're meant Will play themselves out Take this sinking boat and point it home We've still got time Raise your hopeful voice you have a choice You've made it now Falling slowly, eyes that know me And I can't go back Moods that take me and erase me And I'm painted black You have suffered enough And warred with yourself It's time that you won Take this sinking boat and point it home We've still got time Raise your hopeful voice you had a choice You've made it now Take this sinking boat and point it home We've still got time Raise your hopeful voice you had a choice You've made it now Falling slowly sing your melody I'll sing along |
|
|
|
We'll do it all
Everything On our own We don't need Anything Or anyone If I lay here If I just lay here Would you lie with me and just forget the world? I don't quite know How to say How I feel Those three words Are said too much They're not enough If I lay here If I just lay here Would you lie with me and just forget the world? Forget what we're told Before we get too old Show me a garden that's bursting into life Let's waste time Chasing cars Around our heads I need your grace To remind me To find my own If I lay here If I just lay here Would you lie with me and just forget the world? Forget what we're told Before we get too old Show me a garden that's bursting into life All that I am All that I ever was Is here in your perfect eyes, they're all I can see I don't know where Confused about how as well Just know that these things will never change for us at all If I lay here If I just lay here Would you lie with me and just forget the world? |
|
|
|
snow patrol
|
|
|
|
sure is
|
|
|