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Anyone have any good short jokes I can tell at work? Its a busy noisy place and we like to tell jokes but longer jokes are hard to tell. So please pass on some shorties!
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Two peanuts were walking down the street.
One was a salted! |
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Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted! |
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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef
What do you call a dog with no legs? No matter what you call it it won't come to you. A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here" To which the mushroom replies "Why not? I'm a fungi." How many kids with ADD does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes? What do you call the man with the keys? Sir |
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"What do you call a dog with no hind legs and metal testicles?"
"Sparky!" |
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Edited by
Dan99
on
Fri 12/12/08 02:56 PM
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So i was in the bar and my friend asks me for a game of darts, i say 'ok, nearest bull starts?', he said 'baaaaa', i said 'mooooooo', he said 'ok you win'
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A rabbi walks into a bar with a frog on his shoulder.
The bartender says, "Hey, where did you get that?" Frog says, "Brooklyn. They got hundreds of 'em." Robin Williams in The Aristocrats |
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