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 Oops put my vibrator on high |
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 Did you hear what wannachat just said? That was to funny |
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 What the....oh I KNOW those aren't real |
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 If you would just get a tan I wouldn't have to wear these all the time |
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What?! Anna Nicole was a virgin?
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 It's easy to drink all day when I have no liver Or legs for that matter |
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 I just pissed in your beer
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 Don'tcha just love me
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For some reason this beer tastes like piss |
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 (can't say anything it's dead) |
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 Ewww do you smell that? |
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 I said that I wanted to be green |
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I just bit into my apple and found half a worm
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 Why oh why did he leave me |
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 Where is my nose? |
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 Oh my God........Oh my God.........Oh my God |
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I need to wipe my A@# but I don't have any arms |
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 I have allergies |
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 I'm half golden retriever |
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i wish that This flower was a beer instead |
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