Topic: 10 Reasons a Christmas Tree is Better than a Woman | |
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1. A Christmas tree doesn't care how many other Christmas trees you have had in the past.
2. Christmas trees don't get mad if you use exotic electrical devices. 3. A Christmas tree doesn't care if you have an artificial one in the closet. 4. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you break one of its balls. 5. You can feel a Christmas tree before you take it home. 6. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you look up underneath it. 7. When you are done with a Christmas tree you can throw it on the curb and have it hauled away. 8. A Christmas tree doesn't get jealous around other Christmas trees. 9. A Christmas tree doesn't care if you watch football all day. 10. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you tie it up and throw it in the back of your pickup truck. |
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A CHRISMAS TREE DOSENT GET MAD AFTER YOU USE IT AND THROW IT OUT..................
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6. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you look up underneath it.
mine did.....when i looked......it fell on me. all 17 ft. |
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6. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you look up underneath it. mine did.....when i looked......it fell on me. all 17 ft. |
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lol. that was a good one.
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A CHRISMAS TREE DOSENT GET MAD AFTER YOU USE IT AND THROW IT OUT.................. |
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