Saddam Hussein and his driver are on their way out of Bagdad, when suddenly they hit a pig crossing the road. The pig dies immediately, and Saddam Hussein tells his driver: “hey, go to the farm and tell the pig’s owner what happened”

An hour passes when the driver returns from the farm. His clothes are all messed up, with a bottle of wine in one hand and a cigar in the other.

“What happened” Saddam asks.

“Well, you see” the driver replies “The owner gave me a good bottle of wine, a lovely cigar and an hour sex with his wife, and his 19year old daughter wouldn’t stop kissing me “By Allah! What did you tell them?” Saddam asked.

“I said: Good afternoon, I’m Saddam Hussein’s driver, and I just killed the pig”