I ( God ) have put everything upon this earth for you to use in any manner that you want as long as you don't put it before love of (god) ,yourself, family , freinds , and mankind on earth. If you follow this as written you will be sure to move on to the next life as spirit.

Dear (God),

Thank you for your gift. I especially like the wrapping paper job that you did on the package. Very nice, very clean. Like, no blemishes at all.

So, EVERYTHING on the earth is for me to use in any manner I want, as long as I don't put it in the way of "(god)" (Is this the same as the "('God')" in the first line?), myself, my family, my friends, and mankind ... is that limited to Earth? what about interstellar idol worship?

Also, what if that idol is myself, or my friends? Can I *totally* use slaves if I only remember to thank you (God?) for them? Perhaps the issue is a little bit more complicated than it's summarized, here?

What is my motivation for *moving on* to the next life as a spirit? I mean, just a really permanent not-consciousness sounds like a great deal, sometimes? The way you express it sounds like there's a second lifetime to go through! That's a lot of work, my friend! What's in that second life, that makes it worth my while? Especially if I *still* have to have the same priorities there!?! ("What, I can't run stuff over with my car here either?")

I appreciate you taking the time to clarify all this, "( God )" because otherwise we might mistake you for a man who's mistaken the calling of the Gospel and instead is taking the Lord's name in vain with selfish, limited human ambition.

And that would totally bite.