a woman goes to the doctor
to get help getting pregnant
he tells her to have sex with
her husband while holding her
legs over her head
that nite she takes off all
her clothes gets in the bed
and throws her legs up over her head
her husband walks in and
says my goodness honey
put your teeth back in
you look just like your mother

ok a woman goes to her doctor
to get a pelvic exam
the doctor says my God
that is the biggest vagina
ive ever seen what have you done
how did it get so big
the woman says i guess having
five kids did how do i shrink it
the doctor say go take off all
your clothes stand over a mirror
and do fifty squats every day
so the woman goes home
takes off all her clothes
gets a mirror puts it on the floor
and starts squatting up and down
her husband walks in and says
what the hell are you doing
well she is embarrased to say
so she just tells him its
a new way to lose weight
he says oh ok but be carefull
that you dont fall off into
that big hole in the floor
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