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Topic: In The Light....One
LAMom Joined Tue 12/12/06 Posts: 26866	Fri 12/05/08 08:16 PM
Well Mr Wonderful once again you have taken us deeper into your Soul, This canvas you placed in front of us is quite possibly the most amazing heartfelt soul moving painting By far,, Bravoooooooooooooooooooo my dear,,, this piece is simply priceless priceless oh no, today and today only this has a price and if you act quickly we’ll even throw in a bonus piece yes that’s right...you get two for the price of one…but call today supplies are limited...1 800 bad poet (price is none negotiable and subject to change...not available in all 50 states... customer is responsible for all taxes associated with this purchase...use at your own risk... please allow 6 to 8 weeks for delivery...we are not liable for any damages that may occur during shipping... lost or stolen items are the sole responsibility of the purchaser...all balances must be paid in cash prior to shipping...) we appreciate your business... Okay Mr I called and customer service has my payment all taxes and fees included,, Nowwwwwwwwwwwww where is my twooooooooo-ferrrrrrrrrr I so demand my product,,,, I laughed so damn hard I spit my coffee sheshhhhhhhhhhhhhh Kristi usually has that effect on me,,, Damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn cough it up my twooooooooooooooooooooooFerrrrrr Priceless we have received your request, as a special gift we will let you choose the second item. please allow an additional 6 weeks due to an overwhellming lack of response... Lack of Ummmmmm a pile of I so demand to speak to the dept manager,,, I want My TwwwwwwwooooooooFerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr oh I am so going to tell your Sister,, and dont make me call your Mom

kc0003 Joined Fri 05/11/07 Posts: 26382	Fri 12/05/08 08:21 PM
Well Mr Wonderful once again you have taken us deeper into your Soul, This canvas you placed in front of us is quite possibly the most amazing heartfelt soul moving painting By far,, Bravoooooooooooooooooooo my dear,,, this piece is simply priceless priceless oh no, today and today only this has a price and if you act quickly we’ll even throw in a bonus piece yes that’s right...you get two for the price of one…but call today supplies are limited...1 800 bad poet (price is none negotiable and subject to change...not available in all 50 states... customer is responsible for all taxes associated with this purchase...use at your own risk... please allow 6 to 8 weeks for delivery...we are not liable for any damages that may occur during shipping... lost or stolen items are the sole responsibility of the purchaser...all balances must be paid in cash prior to shipping...) we appreciate your business... Okay Mr I called and customer service has my payment all taxes and fees included,, Nowwwwwwwwwwwww where is my twooooooooo-ferrrrrrrrrr I so demand my product,,,, I laughed so damn hard I spit my coffee sheshhhhhhhhhhhhhh Kristi usually has that effect on me,,, Damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn cough it up my twooooooooooooooooooooooFerrrrrr Priceless we have received your request, as a special gift we will let you choose the second item. please allow an additional 6 weeks due to an overwhellming lack of response... Lack of Ummmmmm a pile of I so demand to speak to the dept manager,,, I want My TwwwwwwwooooooooFerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr oh I am so going to tell your Sister,, and dont make me call your Mom please press 1 for english... for tracking information press 3 for billing press 2 to speak to a customer service representative press 4 for all others press 5

LAMom Joined Tue 12/12/06 Posts: 26866	Fri 12/05/08 08:23 PM
Well Mr Wonderful once again you have taken us deeper into your Soul, This canvas you placed in front of us is quite possibly the most amazing heartfelt soul moving painting By far,, Bravoooooooooooooooooooo my dear,,, this piece is simply priceless priceless oh no, today and today only this has a price and if you act quickly we’ll even throw in a bonus piece yes that’s right...you get two for the price of one…but call today supplies are limited...1 800 bad poet (price is none negotiable and subject to change...not available in all 50 states... customer is responsible for all taxes associated with this purchase...use at your own risk... please allow 6 to 8 weeks for delivery...we are not liable for any damages that may occur during shipping... lost or stolen items are the sole responsibility of the purchaser...all balances must be paid in cash prior to shipping...) we appreciate your business... Okay Mr I called and customer service has my payment all taxes and fees included,, Nowwwwwwwwwwwww where is my twooooooooo-ferrrrrrrrrr I so demand my product,,,, I laughed so damn hard I spit my coffee sheshhhhhhhhhhhhhh Kristi usually has that effect on me,,, Damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn cough it up my twooooooooooooooooooooooFerrrrrr Priceless we have received your request, as a special gift we will let you choose the second item. please allow an additional 6 weeks due to an overwhellming lack of response... Lack of Ummmmmm a pile of I so demand to speak to the dept manager,,, I want My TwwwwwwwooooooooFerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr oh I am so going to tell your Sister,, and dont make me call your Mom please press 1 for english... for tracking information press 3 for billing press 2 to speak to a customer service representative press 4 for all others press 5 Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh no you don't I so no where you live,,, <<<< If car would only make it that far,,, I want a Refunddddddddddddddddd

kc0003 Joined Fri 05/11/07 Posts: 26382	Fri 12/05/08 08:28 PM
Well Mr Wonderful once again you have taken us deeper into your Soul, This canvas you placed in front of us is quite possibly the most amazing heartfelt soul moving painting By far,, Bravoooooooooooooooooooo my dear,,, this piece is simply priceless priceless oh no, today and today only this has a price and if you act quickly we’ll even throw in a bonus piece yes that’s right...you get two for the price of one…but call today supplies are limited...1 800 bad poet (price is none negotiable and subject to change...not available in all 50 states... customer is responsible for all taxes associated with this purchase...use at your own risk... please allow 6 to 8 weeks for delivery...we are not liable for any damages that may occur during shipping... lost or stolen items are the sole responsibility of the purchaser...all balances must be paid in cash prior to shipping...) we appreciate your business... Okay Mr I called and customer service has my payment all taxes and fees included,, Nowwwwwwwwwwwww where is my twooooooooo-ferrrrrrrrrr I so demand my product,,,, I laughed so damn hard I spit my coffee sheshhhhhhhhhhhhhh Kristi usually has that effect on me,,, Damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn cough it up my twooooooooooooooooooooooFerrrrrr Priceless we have received your request, as a special gift we will let you choose the second item. please allow an additional 6 weeks due to an overwhellming lack of response... Lack of Ummmmmm a pile of I so demand to speak to the dept manager,,, I want My TwwwwwwwooooooooFerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr oh I am so going to tell your Sister,, and dont make me call your Mom please press 1 for english... for tracking information press 3 for billing press 2 to speak to a customer service representative press 4 for all others press 5 Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh no you don't I so no where you live,,, <<<< If car would only make it that far,,, I want a Refunddddddddddddddddd we're sorry our office is closed please call back during normal busines hours...

LAMom Joined Tue 12/12/06 Posts: 26866	Fri 12/05/08 08:30 PM
Well Mr Wonderful once again you have taken us deeper into your Soul, This canvas you placed in front of us is quite possibly the most amazing heartfelt soul moving painting By far,, Bravoooooooooooooooooooo my dear,,, this piece is simply priceless priceless oh no, today and today only this has a price and if you act quickly we’ll even throw in a bonus piece yes that’s right...you get two for the price of one…but call today supplies are limited...1 800 bad poet (price is none negotiable and subject to change...not available in all 50 states... customer is responsible for all taxes associated with this purchase...use at your own risk... please allow 6 to 8 weeks for delivery...we are not liable for any damages that may occur during shipping... lost or stolen items are the sole responsibility of the purchaser...all balances must be paid in cash prior to shipping...) we appreciate your business... Okay Mr I called and customer service has my payment all taxes and fees included,, Nowwwwwwwwwwwww where is my twooooooooo-ferrrrrrrrrr I so demand my product,,,, I laughed so damn hard I spit my coffee sheshhhhhhhhhhhhhh Kristi usually has that effect on me,,, Damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn cough it up my twooooooooooooooooooooooFerrrrrr Priceless we have received your request, as a special gift we will let you choose the second item. please allow an additional 6 weeks due to an overwhellming lack of response... Lack of Ummmmmm a pile of I so demand to speak to the dept manager,,, I want My TwwwwwwwooooooooFerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr oh I am so going to tell your Sister,, and dont make me call your Mom please press 1 for english... for tracking information press 3 for billing press 2 to speak to a customer service representative press 4 for all others press 5 Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh no you don't I so no where you live,,, <<<< If car would only make it that far,,, I want a Refunddddddddddddddddd we're sorry our office is closed please call back during normal busines hours... <<<<<<<<<< remember crazy insane lady here,, tapping on the door nowwwwwwwwww REFUNDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I want my Refunddddddddddddddddddddddd

kc0003 Joined Fri 05/11/07 Posts: 26382	Fri 12/05/08 08:35 PM
Well Mr Wonderful once again you have taken us deeper into your Soul, This canvas you placed in front of us is quite possibly the most amazing heartfelt soul moving painting By far,, Bravoooooooooooooooooooo my dear,,, this piece is simply priceless priceless oh no, today and today only this has a price and if you act quickly we’ll even throw in a bonus piece yes that’s right...you get two for the price of one…but call today supplies are limited...1 800 bad poet (price is none negotiable and subject to change...not available in all 50 states... customer is responsible for all taxes associated with this purchase...use at your own risk... please allow 6 to 8 weeks for delivery...we are not liable for any damages that may occur during shipping... lost or stolen items are the sole responsibility of the purchaser...all balances must be paid in cash prior to shipping...) we appreciate your business... Okay Mr I called and customer service has my payment all taxes and fees included,, Nowwwwwwwwwwwww where is my twooooooooo-ferrrrrrrrrr I so demand my product,,,, I laughed so damn hard I spit my coffee sheshhhhhhhhhhhhhh Kristi usually has that effect on me,,, Damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn cough it up my twooooooooooooooooooooooFerrrrrr Priceless we have received your request, as a special gift we will let you choose the second item. please allow an additional 6 weeks due to an overwhellming lack of response... Lack of Ummmmmm a pile of I so demand to speak to the dept manager,,, I want My TwwwwwwwooooooooFerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr oh I am so going to tell your Sister,, and dont make me call your Mom please press 1 for english... for tracking information press 3 for billing press 2 to speak to a customer service representative press 4 for all others press 5 Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh no you don't I so no where you live,,, <<<< If car would only make it that far,,, I want a Refunddddddddddddddddd we're sorry our office is closed please call back during normal busines hours... <<<<<<<<<< remember crazy insane lady here,, tapping on the door nowwwwwwwwww REFUNDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I want my Refunddddddddddddddddddddddd our office will be open again monday the 9th from 8 am to 8:05 then again from 12:32 to 12:35 please try again later...

LAMom Joined Tue 12/12/06 Posts: 26866	Fri 12/05/08 08:37 PM
Well Mr Wonderful once again you have taken us deeper into your Soul, This canvas you placed in front of us is quite possibly the most amazing heartfelt soul moving painting By far,, Bravoooooooooooooooooooo my dear,,, this piece is simply priceless priceless oh no, today and today only this has a price and if you act quickly we’ll even throw in a bonus piece yes that’s right...you get two for the price of one…but call today supplies are limited...1 800 bad poet (price is none negotiable and subject to change...not available in all 50 states... customer is responsible for all taxes associated with this purchase...use at your own risk... please allow 6 to 8 weeks for delivery...we are not liable for any damages that may occur during shipping... lost or stolen items are the sole responsibility of the purchaser...all balances must be paid in cash prior to shipping...) we appreciate your business... Okay Mr I called and customer service has my payment all taxes and fees included,, Nowwwwwwwwwwwww where is my twooooooooo-ferrrrrrrrrr I so demand my product,,,, I laughed so damn hard I spit my coffee sheshhhhhhhhhhhhhh Kristi usually has that effect on me,,, Damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn cough it up my twooooooooooooooooooooooFerrrrrr Priceless we have received your request, as a special gift we will let you choose the second item. please allow an additional 6 weeks due to an overwhellming lack of response... Lack of Ummmmmm a pile of I so demand to speak to the dept manager,,, I want My TwwwwwwwooooooooFerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr oh I am so going to tell your Sister,, and dont make me call your Mom please press 1 for english... for tracking information press 3 for billing press 2 to speak to a customer service representative press 4 for all others press 5 Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh no you don't I so no where you live,,, <<<< If car would only make it that far,,, I want a Refunddddddddddddddddd we're sorry our office is closed please call back during normal busines hours... <<<<<<<<<< remember crazy insane lady here,, tapping on the door nowwwwwwwwww REFUNDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I want my Refunddddddddddddddddddddddd our office will be open again monday the 9th from 8 am to 8:05 then again from 12:32 to 12:35 please try again later... You are so going back into the Mancage just wait till Alicia gets here,,, Damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn I so demand service

kc0003 Joined Fri 05/11/07 Posts: 26382	Fri 12/05/08 08:42 PM
Well Mr Wonderful once again you have taken us deeper into your Soul, This canvas you placed in front of us is quite possibly the most amazing heartfelt soul moving painting By far,, Bravoooooooooooooooooooo my dear,,, this piece is simply priceless priceless oh no, today and today only this has a price and if you act quickly we’ll even throw in a bonus piece yes that’s right...you get two for the price of one…but call today supplies are limited...1 800 bad poet (price is none negotiable and subject to change...not available in all 50 states... customer is responsible for all taxes associated with this purchase...use at your own risk... please allow 6 to 8 weeks for delivery...we are not liable for any damages that may occur during shipping... lost or stolen items are the sole responsibility of the purchaser...all balances must be paid in cash prior to shipping...) we appreciate your business... Okay Mr I called and customer service has my payment all taxes and fees included,, Nowwwwwwwwwwwww where is my twooooooooo-ferrrrrrrrrr I so demand my product,,,, I laughed so damn hard I spit my coffee sheshhhhhhhhhhhhhh Kristi usually has that effect on me,,, Damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn cough it up my twooooooooooooooooooooooFerrrrrr Priceless we have received your request, as a special gift we will let you choose the second item. please allow an additional 6 weeks due to an overwhellming lack of response... Lack of Ummmmmm a pile of I so demand to speak to the dept manager,,, I want My TwwwwwwwooooooooFerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr oh I am so going to tell your Sister,, and dont make me call your Mom please press 1 for english... for tracking information press 3 for billing press 2 to speak to a customer service representative press 4 for all others press 5 Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh no you don't I so no where you live,,, <<<< If car would only make it that far,,, I want a Refunddddddddddddddddd we're sorry our office is closed please call back during normal busines hours... <<<<<<<<<< remember crazy insane lady here,, tapping on the door nowwwwwwwwww REFUNDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I want my Refunddddddddddddddddddddddd our office will be open again monday the 9th from 8 am to 8:05 then again from 12:32 to 12:35 please try again later... You are so going back into the Mancage just wait till Alicia gets here,,, Damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn I so demand service oh no, not the woderful wizzard of....ummm seattle ...(why do they always call for back up?)

LAMom Joined Tue 12/12/06 Posts: 26866	Fri 12/05/08 08:43 PM
Well Mr Wonderful once again you have taken us deeper into your Soul, This canvas you placed in front of us is quite possibly the most amazing heartfelt soul moving painting By far,, Bravoooooooooooooooooooo my dear,,, this piece is simply priceless priceless oh no, today and today only this has a price and if you act quickly we’ll even throw in a bonus piece yes that’s right...you get two for the price of one…but call today supplies are limited...1 800 bad poet (price is none negotiable and subject to change...not available in all 50 states... customer is responsible for all taxes associated with this purchase...use at your own risk... please allow 6 to 8 weeks for delivery...we are not liable for any damages that may occur during shipping... lost or stolen items are the sole responsibility of the purchaser...all balances must be paid in cash prior to shipping...) we appreciate your business... Okay Mr I called and customer service has my payment all taxes and fees included,, Nowwwwwwwwwwwww where is my twooooooooo-ferrrrrrrrrr I so demand my product,,,, I laughed so damn hard I spit my coffee sheshhhhhhhhhhhhhh Kristi usually has that effect on me,,, Damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn cough it up my twooooooooooooooooooooooFerrrrrr Priceless we have received your request, as a special gift we will let you choose the second item. please allow an additional 6 weeks due to an overwhellming lack of response... Lack of Ummmmmm a pile of I so demand to speak to the dept manager,,, I want My TwwwwwwwooooooooFerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr oh I am so going to tell your Sister,, and dont make me call your Mom please press 1 for english... for tracking information press 3 for billing press 2 to speak to a customer service representative press 4 for all others press 5 Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh no you don't I so no where you live,,, <<<< If car would only make it that far,,, I want a Refunddddddddddddddddd we're sorry our office is closed please call back during normal busines hours... <<<<<<<<<< remember crazy insane lady here,, tapping on the door nowwwwwwwwww REFUNDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I want my Refunddddddddddddddddddddddd our office will be open again monday the 9th from 8 am to 8:05 then again from 12:32 to 12:35 please try again later... You are so going back into the Mancage just wait till Alicia gets here,,, Damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn I so demand service oh no, not the woderful wizzard of....ummm seattle ...(why do they always call for back up?) Shaking in ya boots now,, Huh,, You are so in trouble and just wait till I write santa and tell him,,,

kc0003 Joined Fri 05/11/07 Posts: 26382	Fri 12/05/08 08:52 PM
Well Mr Wonderful once again you have taken us deeper into your Soul, This canvas you placed in front of us is quite possibly the most amazing heartfelt soul moving painting By far,, Bravoooooooooooooooooooo my dear,,, this piece is simply priceless priceless oh no, today and today only this has a price and if you act quickly we’ll even throw in a bonus piece yes that’s right...you get two for the price of one…but call today supplies are limited...1 800 bad poet (price is none negotiable and subject to change...not available in all 50 states... customer is responsible for all taxes associated with this purchase...use at your own risk... please allow 6 to 8 weeks for delivery...we are not liable for any damages that may occur during shipping... lost or stolen items are the sole responsibility of the purchaser...all balances must be paid in cash prior to shipping...) we appreciate your business... Okay Mr I called and customer service has my payment all taxes and fees included,, Nowwwwwwwwwwwww where is my twooooooooo-ferrrrrrrrrr I so demand my product,,,, I laughed so damn hard I spit my coffee sheshhhhhhhhhhhhhh Kristi usually has that effect on me,,, Damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn cough it up my twooooooooooooooooooooooFerrrrrr Priceless we have received your request, as a special gift we will let you choose the second item. please allow an additional 6 weeks due to an overwhellming lack of response... Lack of Ummmmmm a pile of I so demand to speak to the dept manager,,, I want My TwwwwwwwooooooooFerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr oh I am so going to tell your Sister,, and dont make me call your Mom please press 1 for english... for tracking information press 3 for billing press 2 to speak to a customer service representative press 4 for all others press 5 Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh no you don't I so no where you live,,, <<<< If car would only make it that far,,, I want a Refunddddddddddddddddd we're sorry our office is closed please call back during normal busines hours... <<<<<<<<<< remember crazy insane lady here,, tapping on the door nowwwwwwwwww REFUNDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I want my Refunddddddddddddddddddddddd our office will be open again monday the 9th from 8 am to 8:05 then again from 12:32 to 12:35 please try again later... You are so going back into the Mancage just wait till Alicia gets here,,, Damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn I so demand service oh no, not the woderful wizzard of....ummm seattle ...(why do they always call for back up?) Shaking in ya boots now,, Huh,, You are so in trouble and just wait till I write santa and tell him,,, (pay no attention to the wizzard behind the certain)as long as i dont look into those batting eyes or stare too long at the swiiiishing tail i should be alright...

kc0003 Joined Fri 05/11/07 Posts: 26382	Fri 12/05/08 08:55 PM
The sensitivity and intuitiveness shown is what most of us long for and dream about and you have wrapped it up in this beautiful package baring your soul. This write would make any woman's heart sing. thank you for that...a wonderful reply

LAMom Joined Tue 12/12/06 Posts: 26866	Fri 12/05/08 08:56 PM
Well Mr Wonderful once again you have taken us deeper into your Soul, This canvas you placed in front of us is quite possibly the most amazing heartfelt soul moving painting By far,, Bravoooooooooooooooooooo my dear,,, this piece is simply priceless priceless oh no, today and today only this has a price and if you act quickly we’ll even throw in a bonus piece yes that’s right...you get two for the price of one…but call today supplies are limited...1 800 bad poet (price is none negotiable and subject to change...not available in all 50 states... customer is responsible for all taxes associated with this purchase...use at your own risk... please allow 6 to 8 weeks for delivery...we are not liable for any damages that may occur during shipping... lost or stolen items are the sole responsibility of the purchaser...all balances must be paid in cash prior to shipping...) we appreciate your business... Okay Mr I called and customer service has my payment all taxes and fees included,, Nowwwwwwwwwwwww where is my twooooooooo-ferrrrrrrrrr I so demand my product,,,, I laughed so damn hard I spit my coffee sheshhhhhhhhhhhhhh Kristi usually has that effect on me,,, Damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn cough it up my twooooooooooooooooooooooFerrrrrr Priceless we have received your request, as a special gift we will let you choose the second item. please allow an additional 6 weeks due to an overwhellming lack of response... Lack of Ummmmmm a pile of I so demand to speak to the dept manager,,, I want My TwwwwwwwooooooooFerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr oh I am so going to tell your Sister,, and dont make me call your Mom please press 1 for english... for tracking information press 3 for billing press 2 to speak to a customer service representative press 4 for all others press 5 Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh no you don't I so no where you live,,, <<<< If car would only make it that far,,, I want a Refunddddddddddddddddd we're sorry our office is closed please call back during normal busines hours... <<<<<<<<<< remember crazy insane lady here,, tapping on the door nowwwwwwwwww REFUNDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I want my Refunddddddddddddddddddddddd our office will be open again monday the 9th from 8 am to 8:05 then again from 12:32 to 12:35 please try again later... You are so going back into the Mancage just wait till Alicia gets here,,, Damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn I so demand service oh no, not the woderful wizzard of....ummm seattle ...(why do they always call for back up?) Shaking in ya boots now,, Huh,, You are so in trouble and just wait till I write santa and tell him,,, (pay no attention to the wizzard behind the certain)as long as i dont look into those batting eyes or stare too long at the swiiiishing tail i should be alright... <<< in the background lurking on as I watch Mr Wonderful shake in his boots,,,

kc0003 Joined Fri 05/11/07 Posts: 26382	Fri 12/05/08 09:01 PM
Well Mr Wonderful once again you have taken us deeper into your Soul, This canvas you placed in front of us is quite possibly the most amazing heartfelt soul moving painting By far,, Bravoooooooooooooooooooo my dear,,, this piece is simply priceless priceless oh no, today and today only this has a price and if you act quickly we’ll even throw in a bonus piece yes that’s right...you get two for the price of one…but call today supplies are limited...1 800 bad poet (price is none negotiable and subject to change...not available in all 50 states... customer is responsible for all taxes associated with this purchase...use at your own risk... please allow 6 to 8 weeks for delivery...we are not liable for any damages that may occur during shipping... lost or stolen items are the sole responsibility of the purchaser...all balances must be paid in cash prior to shipping...) we appreciate your business... Okay Mr I called and customer service has my payment all taxes and fees included,, Nowwwwwwwwwwwww where is my twooooooooo-ferrrrrrrrrr I so demand my product,,,, I laughed so damn hard I spit my coffee sheshhhhhhhhhhhhhh Kristi usually has that effect on me,,, Damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn cough it up my twooooooooooooooooooooooFerrrrrr Priceless we have received your request, as a special gift we will let you choose the second item. please allow an additional 6 weeks due to an overwhellming lack of response... Lack of Ummmmmm a pile of I so demand to speak to the dept manager,,, I want My TwwwwwwwooooooooFerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr oh I am so going to tell your Sister,, and dont make me call your Mom please press 1 for english... for tracking information press 3 for billing press 2 to speak to a customer service representative press 4 for all others press 5 Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh no you don't I so no where you live,,, <<<< If car would only make it that far,,, I want a Refunddddddddddddddddd we're sorry our office is closed please call back during normal busines hours... <<<<<<<<<< remember crazy insane lady here,, tapping on the door nowwwwwwwwww REFUNDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I want my Refunddddddddddddddddddddddd our office will be open again monday the 9th from 8 am to 8:05 then again from 12:32 to 12:35 please try again later... You are so going back into the Mancage just wait till Alicia gets here,,, Damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn I so demand service oh no, not the woderful wizzard of....ummm seattle ...(why do they always call for back up?) Shaking in ya boots now,, Huh,, You are so in trouble and just wait till I write santa and tell him,,, (pay no attention to the wizzard behind the certain)as long as i dont look into those batting eyes or stare too long at the swiiiishing tail i should be alright... <<< in the background lurking on as I watch Mr Wonderful shake in his boots,,, hey artgurl told me it was ok to leave...you goig to turn her in too?...

LAMom Joined Tue 12/12/06 Posts: 26866	Fri 12/05/08 09:05 PM
Well Mr Wonderful once again you have taken us deeper into your Soul, This canvas you placed in front of us is quite possibly the most amazing heartfelt soul moving painting By far,, Bravoooooooooooooooooooo my dear,,, this piece is simply priceless priceless oh no, today and today only this has a price and if you act quickly we’ll even throw in a bonus piece yes that’s right...you get two for the price of one…but call today supplies are limited...1 800 bad poet (price is none negotiable and subject to change...not available in all 50 states... customer is responsible for all taxes associated with this purchase...use at your own risk... please allow 6 to 8 weeks for delivery...we are not liable for any damages that may occur during shipping... lost or stolen items are the sole responsibility of the purchaser...all balances must be paid in cash prior to shipping...) we appreciate your business... Okay Mr I called and customer service has my payment all taxes and fees included,, Nowwwwwwwwwwwww where is my twooooooooo-ferrrrrrrrrr I so demand my product,,,, I laughed so damn hard I spit my coffee sheshhhhhhhhhhhhhh Kristi usually has that effect on me,,, Damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn cough it up my twooooooooooooooooooooooFerrrrrr Priceless we have received your request, as a special gift we will let you choose the second item. please allow an additional 6 weeks due to an overwhellming lack of response... Lack of Ummmmmm a pile of I so demand to speak to the dept manager,,, I want My TwwwwwwwooooooooFerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr oh I am so going to tell your Sister,, and dont make me call your Mom please press 1 for english... for tracking information press 3 for billing press 2 to speak to a customer service representative press 4 for all others press 5 Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh no you don't I so no where you live,,, <<<< If car would only make it that far,,, I want a Refunddddddddddddddddd we're sorry our office is closed please call back during normal busines hours... <<<<<<<<<< remember crazy insane lady here,, tapping on the door nowwwwwwwwww REFUNDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I want my Refunddddddddddddddddddddddd our office will be open again monday the 9th from 8 am to 8:05 then again from 12:32 to 12:35 please try again later... You are so going back into the Mancage just wait till Alicia gets here,,, Damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn I so demand service oh no, not the woderful wizzard of....ummm seattle ...(why do they always call for back up?) Shaking in ya boots now,, Huh,, You are so in trouble and just wait till I write santa and tell him,,, (pay no attention to the wizzard behind the certain)as long as i dont look into those batting eyes or stare too long at the swiiiishing tail i should be alright... <<< in the background lurking on as I watch Mr Wonderful shake in his boots,,, hey artgurl told me it was ok to leave...you goig to turn her in too?... Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh no my sister will get no blame for letting you go... Its all about youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu ya youuuuuu'

kc0003 Joined Fri 05/11/07 Posts: 26382	Fri 12/05/08 09:07 PM
Well Mr Wonderful once again you have taken us deeper into your Soul, This canvas you placed in front of us is quite possibly the most amazing heartfelt soul moving painting By far,, Bravoooooooooooooooooooo my dear,,, this piece is simply priceless priceless oh no, today and today only this has a price and if you act quickly we’ll even throw in a bonus piece yes that’s right...you get two for the price of one…but call today supplies are limited...1 800 bad poet (price is none negotiable and subject to change...not available in all 50 states... customer is responsible for all taxes associated with this purchase...use at your own risk... please allow 6 to 8 weeks for delivery...we are not liable for any damages that may occur during shipping... lost or stolen items are the sole responsibility of the purchaser...all balances must be paid in cash prior to shipping...) we appreciate your business... Okay Mr I called and customer service has my payment all taxes and fees included,, Nowwwwwwwwwwwww where is my twooooooooo-ferrrrrrrrrr I so demand my product,,,, I laughed so damn hard I spit my coffee sheshhhhhhhhhhhhhh Kristi usually has that effect on me,,, Damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn cough it up my twooooooooooooooooooooooFerrrrrr Priceless we have received your request, as a special gift we will let you choose the second item. please allow an additional 6 weeks due to an overwhellming lack of response... Lack of Ummmmmm a pile of I so demand to speak to the dept manager,,, I want My TwwwwwwwooooooooFerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr oh I am so going to tell your Sister,, and dont make me call your Mom please press 1 for english... for tracking information press 3 for billing press 2 to speak to a customer service representative press 4 for all others press 5 Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh no you don't I so no where you live,,, <<<< If car would only make it that far,,, I want a Refunddddddddddddddddd we're sorry our office is closed please call back during normal busines hours... <<<<<<<<<< remember crazy insane lady here,, tapping on the door nowwwwwwwwww REFUNDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I want my Refunddddddddddddddddddddddd our office will be open again monday the 9th from 8 am to 8:05 then again from 12:32 to 12:35 please try again later... You are so going back into the Mancage just wait till Alicia gets here,,, Damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn I so demand service oh no, not the woderful wizzard of....ummm seattle ...(why do they always call for back up?) Shaking in ya boots now,, Huh,, You are so in trouble and just wait till I write santa and tell him,,, (pay no attention to the wizzard behind the certain)as long as i dont look into those batting eyes or stare too long at the swiiiishing tail i should be alright... <<< in the background lurking on as I watch Mr Wonderful shake in his boots,,, hey artgurl told me it was ok to leave...you goig to turn her in too?... Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh no my sister will get no blame for letting you go... Its all about youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu ya youuuuuu' oh yeah that sister thing...what in the world was i thinking

LAMom Joined Tue 12/12/06 Posts: 26866	Fri 12/05/08 09:09 PM
Well Mr Wonderful once again you have taken us deeper into your Soul, This canvas you placed in front of us is quite possibly the most amazing heartfelt soul moving painting By far,, Bravoooooooooooooooooooo my dear,,, this piece is simply priceless priceless oh no, today and today only this has a price and if you act quickly we’ll even throw in a bonus piece yes that’s right...you get two for the price of one…but call today supplies are limited...1 800 bad poet (price is none negotiable and subject to change...not available in all 50 states... customer is responsible for all taxes associated with this purchase...use at your own risk... please allow 6 to 8 weeks for delivery...we are not liable for any damages that may occur during shipping... lost or stolen items are the sole responsibility of the purchaser...all balances must be paid in cash prior to shipping...) we appreciate your business... Okay Mr I called and customer service has my payment all taxes and fees included,, Nowwwwwwwwwwwww where is my twooooooooo-ferrrrrrrrrr I so demand my product,,,, I laughed so damn hard I spit my coffee sheshhhhhhhhhhhhhh Kristi usually has that effect on me,,, Damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn cough it up my twooooooooooooooooooooooFerrrrrr Priceless we have received your request, as a special gift we will let you choose the second item. please allow an additional 6 weeks due to an overwhellming lack of response... Lack of Ummmmmm a pile of I so demand to speak to the dept manager,,, I want My TwwwwwwwooooooooFerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr oh I am so going to tell your Sister,, and dont make me call your Mom please press 1 for english... for tracking information press 3 for billing press 2 to speak to a customer service representative press 4 for all others press 5 Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh no you don't I so no where you live,,, <<<< If car would only make it that far,,, I want a Refunddddddddddddddddd we're sorry our office is closed please call back during normal busines hours... <<<<<<<<<< remember crazy insane lady here,, tapping on the door nowwwwwwwwww REFUNDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I want my Refunddddddddddddddddddddddd our office will be open again monday the 9th from 8 am to 8:05 then again from 12:32 to 12:35 please try again later... You are so going back into the Mancage just wait till Alicia gets here,,, Damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn I so demand service oh no, not the woderful wizzard of....ummm seattle ...(why do they always call for back up?) Shaking in ya boots now,, Huh,, You are so in trouble and just wait till I write santa and tell him,,, (pay no attention to the wizzard behind the certain)as long as i dont look into those batting eyes or stare too long at the swiiiishing tail i should be alright... <<< in the background lurking on as I watch Mr Wonderful shake in his boots,,, hey artgurl told me it was ok to leave...you goig to turn her in too?... Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh no my sister will get no blame for letting you go... Its all about youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu ya youuuuuu' oh yeah that sister thing...what in the world was i thinking Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm the light Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa to sisterhood

ArtGurl Joined Sun 04/08/07 Posts: 17722	Fri 12/05/08 10:36 PM
hey artgurl told me it was ok to leave...you goig to turn her in too?... uhhhhh oh oh ... tries furiously to do that batty eyelash thingy .... ... uh nope that's not it ... but it turns out it is mondo scary ... don't make me dig out my dented tiara!!!!

kc0003 Joined Fri 05/11/07 Posts: 26382	Sat 12/06/08 02:42 PM
hey artgurl told me it was ok to leave...you goig to turn her in too?... uhhhhh oh oh ... tries furiously to do that batty eyelash thingy .... ... uh nope that's not it ... but it turns out it is mondo scary ... don't make me dig out my dented tiara!!!! oh, i forgot you are the anointed one anyway so i guess i am alone on this island...again

ArtGurl Joined Sun 04/08/07 Posts: 17722	Sat 12/06/08 02:47 PM
hey artgurl told me it was ok to leave...you goig to turn her in too?... uhhhhh oh oh ... tries furiously to do that batty eyelash thingy .... ... uh nope that's not it ... but it turns out it is mondo scary ... don't make me dig out my dented tiara!!!! oh, i forgot you are the anointed one anyway so i guess i am alone on this island...again anointed one? Does that come with a cash prize and a trip around the city by taxi?

kc0003 Joined Fri 05/11/07 Posts: 26382	Sat 12/06/08 02:52 PM
hey artgurl told me it was ok to leave...you goig to turn her in too?... uhhhhh oh oh ... tries furiously to do that batty eyelash thingy .... ... uh nope that's not it ... but it turns out it is mondo scary ... don't make me dig out my dented tiara!!!! oh, i forgot you are the anointed one anyway so i guess i am alone on this island...again anointed one? Does that come with a cash prize and a trip around the city by taxi? no but it does make you permanently in good favor with the wizz...oppsssssss i mean the lovely wizard (wipes sweat from forehead)i should probably go quietly back to my cell now huh?