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Yesterday, I boarded an elevator with a guy in his early twenties. Talking with him was a portly (a few extra pounds) older looking woman. As I got out on my floor, the guy says have a nice day. I replied, "The same to you and your mother." As the door was closing, I could hear the guy saying, "That's my wife asshole!"
I'll never learn. 
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Well, they do say that when you make an Assumption, you make an ass out of you and umption.
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Yesterday, I boarded an elevator with a guy in his early twenties. Talking with him was a portly (a few extra pounds) older looking woman. As I got out on my floor, the guy says have a nice day. I replied, "The same to you and your mother." As the door was closing, I could hear the guy saying, "That's my wife asshole!" I'll never learn.
"Thank you, you as well"...for future reference. 
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Next time........ask her when she's expecting!!!
 
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That's why I talk to no one
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SO YOUNGER GUYS DO MARRY OLDER WOMEN.............
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SO YOUNGER GUYS DO MARRY OLDER WOMEN............. You had to be there. |
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Yesterday, I boarded an elevator with a guy in his early twenties. Talking with him was a portly (a few extra pounds) older looking woman. As I got out on my floor, the guy says have a nice day. I replied, "The same to you and your mother." As the door was closing, I could hear the guy saying, "That's my wife asshole!" I'll never learn.
Open mouth, insert foot! |
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"That's my wife asshole!" Your immediate response: "In that case, my condolences." |
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SO YOUNGER GUYS DO MARRY OLDER WOMEN............. You had to be there.
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Sure it's preventable. Don't say stupid things like that and you'll be fine
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"That's my wife asshole!" Your immediate response: "In that case, my condolences." I will write that down. Good one. |
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Yesterday, I boarded an elevator with a guy in his early twenties. Talking with him was a portly (a few extra pounds) older looking woman. As I got out on my floor, the guy says have a nice day. I replied, "The same to you and your mother." As the door was closing, I could hear the guy saying, "That's my wife asshole!" I'll never learn.
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Open mouth, insert foot....
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Yesterday, I boarded an elevator with a guy in his early twenties. Talking with him was a portly (a few extra pounds) older looking woman. As I got out on my floor, the guy says have a nice day. I replied, "The same to you and your mother." As the door was closing, I could hear the guy saying, "That's my wife asshole!" I'll never learn.
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