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| Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 6 | |
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I have two cats at work. Pinky and bear. Both obnoxious black farm cats that love to give you love and mooch food.
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 We have 23 cats at work. I threw half a taco into the parking lot and they all ran for it and crashed into each other. Pretty funny really. |
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Me sleepy. Me go to sleep.
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We have 23 cats at work. I threw half a taco into the parking lot and they all ran for it and crashed into each other. Pretty funny really. |
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Me sleepy. Me go to sleep. |
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ya almost 4 am here................
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Me sleepy. Me go to sleep. |
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strumming my pain with his fingers
singing my life with his words killing me softly with his song telling my whole life with his words killing me softly with his song......... 
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Dear diary,
"Bad Girlfriend" My girlfriend's a d*ck magnet My girlfriend's gotta have it She's hot, can't stop, up on stage doing shots Tip the man he'll ring the bell, get her drunk she'll scream like hell Dirty girl, gettin' down, dance with guys from outta town Grab her ass, actin' tough, Mess with her, she'll f**k you up No one really knows if she's drunk or if she's stoned, but she's comin' back to my place tonight! She likes to shake her ass She grinds it to the beat She likes to pull my hair when I make her grind her teeth I like to strip her down She's naughty to the end You know what she is, no doubt about it She's a BAD BAD GIRLFRIEND Red thong, party's on, love this song, sing along. Come together, leave alone, see you later back at home No one really knows if shes drunk or is she's stoned but she's coming back to my place tonight I say No one really knows just how far she's going to go but I'm gonna find out later tonight -CHORUS- Doesn't take her long to make things right But does it make her wrong to have the time of her life The time of her life (My girlfriend's a **** magnet) (My girlfriend's gotta have it) She's a gold digger Now you figure out its over, pull the trigger Futures finished, there it went, savings gone, The money spent look around and all I see is no good, bad and ugly, man shes hot and fixed to be, the future ex-Miss Connolly! -CHORUS- Theory of a deadman |
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dd,
my daughter (12) made dinner for the family, last night. No help what so ever from me......I was napping. It was a delicious spinach and feta pizza on an herb crust. The babies keep growing up... 
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dd, my daughter (12) made dinner for the family, last night. No help what so ever from me......I was napping. It was a delicious spinach and feta pizza on an herb crust. The babies keep growing up...
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww I love it when my daughter cooks , she has moved out now but I sooooooooooooooooooo loved it when she was bussling around in the kitchen fixin me somethin yummy to eat .... hand her a chocolate chip cookie recipe  
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and GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
SCOTTY is bein an ASSSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!! I've been pretty patient an nothin but nice TILL NOW !! dont bite the hand that tried to help you 
I take enough **** an abuse I dont need UNCALLED FOR **** an abuse!!! my life has been rather unpleasant latley and I wont put up with ANYMORE BULLLLLLLL****!!! the foot is DOWN!!!!!!!! 
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strumming my pain with his fingers singing my life with his words killing me softly with his song telling my whole life with his words killing me softly with his song.........
Thank You. |
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how many emails did ya get??????
 I like this block thingy on here for emails....makes my life easier not trying to decipher......"You azzzzzzz I love you nop I hate you nop I love you....no I love purple no I love you" emails
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oh and btw
MEMEMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ME ME ME MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
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dd, my daughter (12) made dinner for the family, last night. No help what so ever from me......I was napping. It was a delicious spinach and feta pizza on an herb crust. The babies keep growing up...
I wonder if he can cook???
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dear diary....I made this last night. The chicken was a little black, but I just turned it over. I always have a problem with meat....broiling it you have to really watch it.
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wow!!! people are perving my food!!! who would have thought??? I think we have some HUNGRY DATERS OUT HERE!!!
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I should FLASH MY
COOKIES!!! 
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HOLY CRAP!!!! ANOTHER ONE!!!!!!
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