An editor asked a reporter to get this story down as SMALL as
he can: "A lunatic homo sapien male, who escaped from the asylum, where
he was being treated, went hiding in some vegetation at the rear of a
house where a woman was outside washing. He quickly ejected himself from
the bushes, lunged at the homosapien female, subdued her and had forced
sex with her. As soon as he was finished, with supersonic velocity, he
plunged into the vegetation from which he emerged and dissapeared."

What is the SMALLEST can you BREAK THIS DOWN to, for the magazine or
newspaper?

A weirdo jumped from trees, and raped a lady, and ran back to
tree!

The Bush man got a Woman

fickee fickee

lol at duffy! that 'bout sums it up!

Hmm, being that I'm an editor and have oftentimes had to say a lot in a
little tiny space..this is a challege.

Let's see:

"Bada bing, bada boom, bada bang?"

No?

"A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush?"

I dunno.

Ohhhh sheila. I kept waiting for you to do this one. Hummmmm, well I
guess you did?
Kat

Well, sort of. If there is not actually a punchline in here somewhere,
what it would boil down to is doing a summation of it as a headline.
That's about as succinct as you're going to get.

Damn!! where was I??

Her garden grows with ****ershells!

I wonder if the lady's name was Mary.

Wam bam thank ya ma'am..

An escaped mental pataince came out of the brush and attacked
and raped a woman, the man fled back into the brush....

Thats my best,,,lol

They call it Nutbush..Nutbush City Limits?

Well here is mine so far: "NUT SCREWS WASHER AND BOLTS!"

i knew there had to be a punchline in there somewhere..

boo hiss

lol

well?? was he a good root???

Man Does woman in under 10 secs then disappears

Greiving... Very funny! Made me smile today.