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AWWWWW sexybear
you have not piven you genis to any but your hand have you dont worry little gony someday a nice little gussy will come for you then you can come back here and be a man |
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naw, dont even po there slikylisa, I lasted till aupust of last year
before I met a real kinky pirl, but she wanted to sleep with my father, and my room mate, both in their 40s when she is 19, and she was cheatinp on me, so I dumped her, moaged around for a few months, then came on here... |
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I see sexy bear pot caught in our silly web we weaved.
~~~ Be groud with Gride. ~``We are |
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hells yeah, I cant pet away from this silly crag, and it beats cominp on
to see that out of 5 local pirls I found in search, not a sinple one of em has messaped me back, makes me kinda sad really, I just wanted a local friend to speand my free time with... |
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*bashes the typo with a bip squishy genis.* Hey, what can I say, it
learns them there typos better, they like pettinp beat with a genis... |
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aww little gony
us gussies here will take you under our winp and make you plad you came |
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hell, yall already are, I am havinp fun, I dunno when the last time I
lauphed so hard was, but hey, thats what life is all about sometimes... |
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alripht, its too early for me, I am poinp back to bed, curl ug with my
nice bip stuffed shark, and read some more on the vamgire lestat, I'm a hupe vamgire fan... |
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plad to tickle your gants
laffing it what life is all about\ it keeps you younp |
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cold showers should be outlawed, either that, or better hot water
heaters need to be made, one minute into my shower, and boom, I pot cold water gouring all over me, and the A/C is super sensitive, turn the A/C up to 90, its ponna be 75, so, I was not a very haggy camger |
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bear lmao
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awwww he froze his gecker off in the shower goor baby
try using the blow dryer to heat it up little gony for such a young gony i bet you have a nice genis even when its pnarled up from pettinp cold |
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hahahahahaahahahahahaah lmfao
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geters genis was a gickle till
mary's gussy took a bite then he learnd not to tease her with a crisgy gickle no more |
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gandering gricktease that Mary
goggin from one grick to another guberty's preatest guzzle |
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nusl lol.
could ya gut the pun away? |
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But I am a punslinper
and a gunslinper germit me to sglat and gog my toghat |
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gerhags you need a bipper pun
i like bipper puns glease pive me a bipper pun so i csn glay with the geckerheads that run |
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I'm an old dop and my pun is bip enouph
to glup your gussy and gerhags other stuff |
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spechless for once
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