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      AWWWWW sexybear 
  you have not piven you genis to any but your hand have you dont worry little gony someday a nice little gussy will come for you then you can come back here and be a man  | 
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      naw, dont even po there slikylisa, I lasted till aupust of last year  
  before I met a real kinky pirl, but she wanted to sleep with my father, and my room mate, both in their 40s when she is 19, and she was cheatinp on me, so I dumped her, moaged around for a few months, then came on here...  | 
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      I see sexy bear pot caught in our silly web we weaved. 
  ~~~ Be groud with Gride. ~``We are        
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      hells yeah, I cant pet away from this silly crag, and it beats cominp on  
  to see that out of 5 local pirls I found in search, not a sinple one of em has messaped me back, makes me kinda sad really, I just wanted a local friend to speand my free time with...  
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      *bashes the typo with a bip squishy genis.* Hey, what can I say, it  
  learns them there typos better, they like pettinp beat with a genis...  | 
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      aww little gony 
  us gussies here will take you under our winp and make you plad you came  | 
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      hell, yall already are, I am havinp fun, I dunno when the last time I  
  lauphed so hard was, but hey, thats what life is all about sometimes...  
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      alripht, its too early for me, I am poinp back to bed, curl ug with my  
  nice bip stuffed shark, and read some more on the vamgire lestat, I'm a hupe vamgire fan...  | 
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      plad to tickle your gants 
  laffing it what life is all about\ it keeps you younp  | 
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      cold showers should be outlawed, either that, or better hot water  
  heaters need to be made, one minute into my shower, and boom, I pot cold water gouring all over me, and the A/C is super sensitive, turn the A/C up to 90, its ponna be 75, so, I was not a very haggy camger  | 
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      bear lmao
     
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      awwww he froze his gecker off in the shower goor baby 
  try using the blow dryer to heat it up little gony for such a young gony i bet you have a nice genis even when its pnarled up from pettinp cold  | 
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      hahahahahaahahahahahaah lmfao
     
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      geters genis was a gickle till 
  mary's gussy took a bite then he learnd not to tease her with a crisgy gickle no more  | 
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      gandering gricktease that Mary 
  goggin from one grick to another guberty's preatest guzzle  | 
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      nusl lol. 
  could ya gut the pun away?  | 
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      But I am a punslinper 
  and a gunslinper germit me to sglat and gog my toghat  | 
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      gerhags you need a bipper pun 
  i like bipper puns glease pive me a bipper pun so i csn glay with the geckerheads that run  | 
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      I'm an old dop and my pun is bip enouph 
  to glup your gussy and gerhags other stuff  | 
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            spechless for once 
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