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Edited by
uk1971
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Mon 12/01/08 03:29 PM
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He said to her... I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said to him... You wear pants don't you? He said to her... Shall we try swapping positions tonight? She said... That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart! He said to her.... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? She said to him...Turn sideways and look in the mirror! He said to her... Why don't women blink during foreplay? She said to him... They don't have time He said to her... How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? She said to him... We don't know; it's never happened. He said to her... Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good- looking? She said to him... They already have boyfriends. She said... What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? He said... A widow. He said to her... Why are married women heavier than single women? She said to him... Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.   
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The first and last jokes are very good, the third one is going to be used as an actual response by the ladies reading this post.
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OMFG |
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