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You're not making many friends in this thread, are you Kaysler? Do you see me caring much? Honestly I didn't mean to attack lilbug's view just pointing out it was kinda off the topic the orig poster was trying for. I actually agree with lilbug i'd rather find profiles that piss me off then to have every single one follow the SAME thing all dress the same...interested in the same ect. Conformity is boring. No need to get snappy with me ... geesh. |
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Edited by
JasmineInglewood
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1) Anyone who doesn't have a picture up. i demand to know how ugly you are before i can make the decision to shun you as beneath me or not. i)You must have a close up of your face so that i may inspect you for any hint of a blemish which will disqualify you from my contention. ii) You must have a few body pics as well because i wish to rank you men according to degree of buffness and, accordingly, your degrees of worthiness for me to talk to you. 2)Any man who posts pictures with multiple people in it. This is indicative of having a life and friends. Very unattractive. 3) You must go through your profile with a fine-toothed comb and put in every single comma, every single apostrophe and every single full-stop. Perfect grammar is expected as well. You must prove to me that you are intellectually worthy of me talking to you. ( yes, missing spaces after punctuation marks is also indicative of a below par intelligence level) 4) Any semblance of a personality is unattractive. (this includes any pics that do not have you in it, pics that have only a body part of yours in it, cartoon characters, tattoos etc. 5) Finally, you must make the effort to convey in your profile that you wish to, in every way, please me because I am extremely high strung demand nothing less that you discard any hint of self respect and individuality you may think you have and devote your life to my worship and the satisfaction of my every whim. Thank you. |
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No actually I had to read you 27 page profile to find that out. btw Kitten caps lock is that retangle button between tab and shift, might wanna pop that off sometimes. =p You might want to blow me! Ive been doing this as long as ive been here.. and that was long before you came here. And now you think your gonna change me.... HEY...GOOD LUCK WITH THAT! hah just being playfully sarcastic with you. =p now set me straight what kinda junk do you have...do i eat you or blow you...i'm so confused now! |
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((((PATS)))))
 Good evening Ashley
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Good evening Ashley
How are you? |
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You're not making many friends in this thread, are you Kaysler? Do you see me caring much? Honestly I didn't mean to attack lilbug's view just pointing out it was kinda off the topic the orig poster was trying for. I actually agree with lilbug i'd rather find profiles that piss me off then to have every single one follow the SAME thing all dress the same...interested in the same ect. Conformity is boring. I didn't feel attacked, no harm done. Actually, I am on topic. We see so many threads complaining about folks' profiles, just offering a different perspective is all. |
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Good evening Ashley
How are you? I'm doing well & you |
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1) Anyone doesn't have a picture up. i demand to know how ugly you are before i can make the decision to shun you as beneath me or not. OMG *bows* I'm not worthy You CRACKED me up. 
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I'm doing well & you I'm pretty good. How was your Thanksgiving? |
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I'm doing well & you I'm pretty good. How was your Thanksgiving? It was good 
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I'm doing well & you I'm pretty good. How was your Thanksgiving? Oh mine was great thanks for asking. |
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I'm doing well & you I'm pretty good. How was your Thanksgiving? Oh mine was great thanks for asking. I wasn't ... so there. 
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You're not making many friends in this thread, are you Kaysler? Do you see me caring much? Honestly I didn't mean to attack lilbug's view just pointing out it was kinda off the topic the orig poster was trying for. I actually agree with lilbug i'd rather find profiles that piss me off then to have every single one follow the SAME thing all dress the same...interested in the same ect. Conformity is boring. I didn't feel attacked, no harm done. Actually, I am on topic. We see so many threads complaining about folks' profiles, just offering a different perspective is all. Fair enough Fair enough I'll give you this round....but next time... *evil eye* |
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I'm doing well & you I'm pretty good. How was your Thanksgiving? It was good
That's good ... did you brave the streets on Black Friday? 
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I'm doing well & you I'm pretty good. How was your Thanksgiving? Oh mine was great thanks for asking. I wasn't ... so there.
oh could have fooled me. d*mn |
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You're not making many friends in this thread, are you Kaysler? Do you see me caring much? Honestly I didn't mean to attack lilbug's view just pointing out it was kinda off the topic the orig poster was trying for. I actually agree with lilbug i'd rather find profiles that piss me off then to have every single one follow the SAME thing all dress the same...interested in the same ect. Conformity is boring. I didn't feel attacked, no harm done. Actually, I am on topic. We see so many threads complaining about folks' profiles, just offering a different perspective is all. Fair enough Fair enough I'll give you this round....but next time... *evil eye* Bring it...  
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I'm doing well & you I'm pretty good. How was your Thanksgiving? Oh mine was great thanks for asking. I wasn't ... so there.
oh could have fooled me. d*mn we werent even talking ... how could you assume i was asking you?  
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Mon 12/01/08 08:18 PM
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You might want to blow me! Ive been doing this as long as ive been here.. and that was long before you came here. And now you think your gonna change me.... HEY...GOOD LUCK WITH THAT! hah just being playfully sarcastic with you. =p now set me straight what kinda junk do you have...do i eat you or blow you...i'm so confused now! Tell ya what... get on your knees and do whatevers clever... either way... im gettin mines! |
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I'm doing well & you I'm pretty good. How was your Thanksgiving? It was good
That's good ... did you brave the streets on Black Friday?
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