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Imagine for a moment that the bible was completely made up by man(cough cough!).
Dont you think there would have been some very strange and funny writings that did not make it to the final print? So, the point of this thread....Make up your own bible outtakes.. I'll go first: 'and the Lord said to his wife, thou shalt not refuse your husband anal..' |
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And what was the point in that post?
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You said to write a version of you own bible outake. mine would not exist!
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"Thou shalt not do bad things and blame Me" - God
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You said to write a version of you own bible outake. mine would not exist! Ahh ok, i thought you just broke the thread on purpose! my bad! |
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"Thou shalt not do bad things and blame Me" - God |
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I'm a figment of your homogenization...
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You said to write a version of you own bible outake. mine would not exist! Ahh ok, i thought you just broke the thread on purpose! my bad! |
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'Thou shalt not giveth thy father backchat, or thou shalt be slapped with that back of fathers hand, you adolescent peice o crap'
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You said to write a version of you own bible outake. mine would not exist! Ahh ok, i thought you just broke the thread on purpose! my bad! of course, uh huh. |
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'Thou shalt not diggeth a great big hole right in front of old next door neighbours doorway, for that will make you a bastard'
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i think he would say, hey screwball human!!! don't use repentance as a way to do bad things and be forgiven no matter what, over and over again, cause then ya ain't learned nothin!!!!
wenis head!!! and no, ya don't get to watch everybody burn in the lake of fire durin judgement day, ya sadistic ass!!!! that's what it should say, to these self rightious idiots!! 
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'Thou shalt not diggeth a great big hole right in front of old next door neighbours doorway, for that will make you a bastard' |
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Ok for real now,the entire bible of MM would say. "do not speak now"!
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What the Lord giveth, the Lord can also taketh up the butt
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