You may not know that many lifelesss things have a gender.

For example:

1. Ziploc Bags
-- They are Male, because they hold everything in, but you
can see right through them.

2. Copiers
-- They are Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.

3. Tire
-- Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.

4.. Hot Air Balloon
-- Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.

5. Sponges
-- Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.

6. Web Page
-- Female, because it's always getting hit on.

7. Subway
-- Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick up people.

8. Hourglass
-- Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

9. Hammer
-- Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.

10. Remote Control
-- Female..... Ha! You thought it'd be male.
But consider this -- it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.

Those are so clever!!!

yeah

Number 4 is pretty accurate. Those are too funny.

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