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I had a parrot and he could talk...
but he couldn't say "I'm hungry so he died" |
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I drink Orange Juice with Vodka. It's like Vitamin C that kicks your
ass! |
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I like to play blackjack. I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to
sitting in a semi-circle. |
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 i like those.
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