Debbie, you know everyone on here is funny at one time or another in their lives, so everyone should win

Yes this is true......but their are others that no matter what they just crack me the heck up.....I want them to crack me up....so far all have been....well



well



weak




make me laugh people....


I am a hard judge....




and of course can dress in costumes



dance


sing



anything to tickle my funny bone.

Two men were sitting on a plane. At some point during the flight they notice that they each have black eyes.

"Wow, thats funny." one guy says. "How did you get your black eye?"

"It was really an innocent mistake," the second man said. "I was buying my tickets and the woman working the counter had huge breasts. I meant to say, 'Give me two tickets to cinncinnati', but fumbled my words and said, 'Give me two pickets to titsinnati'. She clobbered me.....How did you get yours?"

"That is amazing", the first guy said. "Mine happened just like that. I was sitting at the table for breakfast and I meant to ask my wife, 'please pass the pop-tarts', but fumbled my words and said 'you f#$king b!tch, you ruined my life...."

~chirp, chirp, chirp~

(crickets)

ha ha ha ha ok he is a contender.....lol