Dedicated to all the women in my life... (oh... there ARE no women in my life... ahhhh thank God...)

I Hate Your Guts
by TelephoneMan



I hate your guts
My hate is much larger than your guts
How be it you have very flabby large guts
I hate all of them

You took a knife and slaughtered my heart
It was really cool seeing the blood shoot out my eyeballs in tears
Thank you for being such an undependable slut
I hate your guts

I take back all the nice poems I ever wrote about you
I will now shred them in my shredder and flush them down the toilet
Now all you get is my hate
I hate liars, and now you are on my hate list, lying slut

I hope you read this and see my birdie finger waving at you this morning
Just like when you're on the freeway and piss somebody off
Flip, there it goes, telling you exactly what they think of you
That's me, I hate your guts

Its fun to hate your guts, because it makes people laugh
Now I got more Rodney Dangerfield stories to tell about my love life
You were the worst chapter. You f__ed me over more than anybody else
Nobody caused me to hate more than you

You win the "I hate your guts" booby prize
I'll have one of those cheap bowling trophies made up just for you that says "Hate" on it
You've earned it
I hate your guts

Go ahead and play with your harem of pretty boys...
Do you tell them all like you told me, that they are the only ones?
You're so full of B.S. in your guts... that's why I hate them
Just another typical slut

I hate your guts









How romantic... I can just Feeeeeeeeeel the Internet ladies wanting to write me now.... weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>>> just leave me the HELL alone.....

If you hate their guts, then leave them on the side of your plate.

geeze. i really think you need some serious counseling

I could care less what you think, this is my "I Hate Your Guts" thread and... I hate your guts, too...

LOL

Now just go away

"People are often unreasonable, irrational, and self-centered. Forgive them anyway.

If you find serenity and happiness, some may be jealous. Be happy anyway.

Give the best you have, and it will never be enough. Give your best anyway."


...excerpt from a piece hanging on Mother Teresa's wall

I'd rather feed their guts to my dog... she'd love it...

...except that I never feed her from the table.

I FEEL THE SAME WAY ABOUT MEN!!! PACK OF LIARS.

Mother Teresa never had a woman betray her in a love relationship...

... if she had, she would understand my hate.

WOW!!!! Lotsa hate dude. I can understand how you feel though.

I had a lot of hate a few weeks ago and I left Mingle because of it. BUT I'M FEELING MUCH BETTER NOW

Take a break for a while. It helped me put things in perspective.

I learned the hard way, don't let a few bad apples ruin it for you.

That's right, sister... love is a bowl of disposable diapers... tell us the truth... it sucks and isn't worth a damn...

...this is a thread where we can tell the truth about love.

There are no good apples, and I am going to fill myself with so much hate and mistrust memories that no woman in her right mind will ever want to talk to me again.

And in that I will find peace...

"Just leave me alone, get the hell out of my life now while you still got the chance"... that is now my motto forever...

Cool, I just hope you don't spend the rest of your life being a miserable man

That was very good writing, and hopefully cathartic, and hopefully you will let all that wasteful hate go so you can go get you a real woman with whom each other will mutually cherish. Say goodbye to trash and best to you!!

ummm I have to say that's the 1st time I have seen hate put to such a creative use. Good writing.

The only thing that has ever made me miserable in life was a damned woman.

To hell with them all.

I hope not even one ever so much as breathes "hello" in my direction for as long as I live... and in that I will find the ultimate peace.

To be completely celibate is to find the Nirvana level of peaceful existence.

Are you kidding me?

I have had my heart ripped from my chest and my guts splayed open on more than one occasion... angry is a reaction ... bitter is a choice ...

The sad reality is that in my experience most people love badly ... but I'd still rather live 'feeling' than shut down.

You are entitled to your anger. You are free to mourn all that the relationship is not and will not be. Feel it ... process it ... digest it ... when life gives you a big helping all we can do is chew ...

Get through it for YOU...this isn't about her.

I'm willing to risk a little embarrassment to help someone.

I understand your hatered. My last boyfriend cheated on me while I was in the E.R., I came home to discover him in bed with a crack head.

That was the first time anybody ever cheated on me and hopefully the last.

Hurt deeply and it took me months to get over it. Cheer up sweetie. Not all of us our bad, but I do dislike the ones that make us look that way.

man's love isn't...but God's love is....unless a man can actually prove me wrong....til then I'm sticking with the One who truly loves me.

Well put!!! That's how it is with God's love, once you experience it.

I had to look up "cathartic" on Google...

...found on Wikipedia:


"In medicine, a cathartic is a substance which accelerates defecation.

This is in contrast to a laxative, which is a substance which eases defecation, usually by softening the stool. It is possible for a substance to be both a laxative and a cathartic. However, agents such as psyllium seed husks increase the bulk of the stool.

Cathartics such as sorbitol are sometimes used in response to poisoning.

As an adjective, cathartic means psychotherapeutic or emotionally beneficial; viewing art or listening to music may be cathartic experiences."


I will have to admit, this poem definitely helped me speed up my defecation. It helped me release the feces in my guts pertaining to how much I hate romance.

I do not need or want (as you say) a "real woman." because to me all women are the same, and love sucks the same with every one of them.

So I want all women just to leave me the hell alone.

I am very extremely completely happy as a single person.