lmaooooooooooooo OMG I THINK SHE IS!!!

She tells me she's looking for a father for her 6 kids, each from different fathers.

If she's ever been a guest on springer, maury, ricki lake, or orca um I mean oprah- bye.

I should have used this one...

went on a date...just as I started to dive into my dinner....the guy asks if I would concider getting a boob job....the fork dropped....

I responded with..I plan to grow old gracefully..so ..no...

started to eat...I looked up at him..and asked...so what do you want to talk about?

He said..ya know when someone says something like that it makes it uncomfortable to even have a conversation....hmmmmmmmmmmm

So I told him..well I like my little boobs..thank you very much...excused myself to powder my nose....ended up chatting with a woman in the ladies room....

went back..check was paid..time to go...

but I should have talked about Castration...

thats ok though..the ladies room convo....

Daddy is that YOU???

omg that happened to you???

Ordering only a salad, then asking for / taking constant "small" bites of my dinner. I don't mind sharing, but if you're hungry, order a meal.

(addition) I'm NOT one of those guys that has an issue with a woman having an apetite. I'd prefer someone be "well fed" and happy to dieting and bordering on homicidal, or me starving because half my dinner made its way across the table.

yep....he even emailed me like 1 1/2 yrs later...like I was really going to answer the dude...maybe he thought I had a change of boobs..oops I mean mind...

They should just do what Scarlet Ohara did and eat a big meal before visiting the menfolk so they are under the false impression that ladies "eat like birds."

Try to sell me a time share.

adams apple

well it could be a fatal attraction chick

Yesterday, I brought a woman to her place after a date,when I went inside her house, it was cold as outside. ,there was a window open,She said she kept the heat at 50 degrees, than wanted me to sleep on the couch, LATER!!!!!

Talks about her Ex Husband,Ex Boyfriend and how they all did her wrong,she was never wrong.Poor Little Me..

You actually hear a fair amount of that type of whining out of people (both male and female) on this forum. When people start complaining about their ex lovers, I always take it with a grain of salt because you know darn well that if you got the other half of the story from their ex, they would cast them in an equally bad light.

phone chat first date, we meet and she is no prize and says that she always decides upon the first meeting its either a one night stand or no sex and a second date. I was like " do I have a say in this ?" waitress, check please..

Showing disrespect for others - for anyone else. Guys know that they could easily be next in the "disrespect line", and, since most guys crave respect more than almost anything in life - even more than love, usually - they don't want a future with someone who could even remotely undermine their sense of self-worth.

Talk about how much she misses her ex.

Ask me to knock off her husband.

Oh yeah I agree. And that is no joke. I watch enough of those live televised court cases to know that people find themselves mixed up in this kind of thing all the time.