Yea, I will hop over there and mix you up a nice tall one


On my way

Oh you can just serve it here .. I'm not picky

Okay, one here and one over there

whoooooooooooooo hooooooooooooo *plays with little mouse before adding the OJ*

On 2nd thought, maybe I should take little mouse out altogether before he has to pee

Morning {{{ruth}}}

Whew...

... wakes up in what appears to be a girl's locker room... Batman mask is no where to be found... hair is mussed up and full of confetti... Batman costume smells like girl's perfume.... notices he has misplaced his Batman pants... however, he is still wearing his Bat Boots...

Shuffles over to a full-length locker room mirror and trips over several Corona bottles... looks into mirror and notices there are lipstick kiss marks all over his face, some smeared, one is even blue lipstick... mutters to himself... "what the hell?

Alfred Pennyworth appears through the entrance to the girl's locker room and hands Batman an Odwalla Blueberry B smoothie drink... "Here you go master Wayne, appears we had a bit of fun last night, did we?"

"Alfred, have you seen my Batman mask and my Bat Pants?"

"Yes, I did bring a spare for just such an occasion master Bruce." He hands Batman a small suitcase with a change of street clothes.

"Alfred, you're the best.."

"We do try, sir."

Exiting the locker room, then the athletic department field house, Batman, now dressed in an Armani suit as Bruce Wayne, notices the Batmobile is advanced over the curb in the parking structure, a parking meter is under one of the front tires, and it has run into the statue of Gotham State University's founding athletic department sponsor Leonard Snodgrass.

Someone has spray painted "Party party" once on the side and also on the windshield of the vehicle with orange spray paint. Confetti and rose petals trail from the cockpit of the Batmobile to the entrance of the field house.

Alfred hands Bruce the remote for the door opener of the vehicle "We brought s spare for just such an occasion"

Grabbing the keys, and a "Thanks Alfred" as the door opens up onto the top of the Batmobile, Bruce Wayne jumps in, and speeds off down University Boulevard..

Looking in the mirror, noticing he still has lipstick kisses on his face, he mutters to himself... "what a night."

HMMMMMMMM As Fade is STILL wondering WTH her ride home is ................

*taps foot outside locker room door*

LOL !!!

<<wipes coffee off computer monitor...>>

Wow. I am impressed with MYSELF! Taking Jim by surprise is definitely a feat

Rolls up in his Ferrari, runs over and tickles Judy...

..."come on, I'll take you home..."

*Throws hair over shoulder, gives TM the 'eye' and with a WHOLE LOTTA attitude .. climbs in the Ferrari*

Alright I'll LET you run me home .. but I'm STILL mad

wake up girlfriend .. go look on myspace .. my beamer is waitin for ya with the door open .. let's go

actually this car looks a lot like the one I just got rid of . my rx8

always got compliments on my car .. not a day went by when I didn't