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Topic: Worst Pickup Lines Ever.......
elanher Joined Sat 03/08/08 Posts: 505	Sat 11/22/08 02:24 PM
My **** feels like corn, wanna rub some butter on it?

bzmom01 Joined Sat 01/12/08 Posts: 788	Sat 11/22/08 02:36 PM
Worst I've had used on me was "Excuse me are you alone?" When the IDIOT just saw me walk in the store ALONE. Hello He had 3 guesses and the first 9 didn't count.

heathersaysgobucks Joined Sun 01/06/08 Posts: 5306	Sat 11/22/08 02:46 PM
IF I TOLD YOU THAT YOU HAD A NICE BODY, WOULD YOU HOLD IT AGAINST ME?? THOSE ARE NICE JEANS, YOU THINK I COULD TALK YOU OUTTA THEM Yer smooth my friend. Very smooth.

FETTS61 Joined Sat 08/18/07 Posts: 31425	Sat 11/22/08 02:46 PM
ask:did that hurt she says; WHAT when you fell dowm from heaven

Ghostrider2u Joined Thu 05/17/07 Posts: 6953	Sat 11/22/08 02:50 PM Edited by Ghostrider2u on Sat 11/22/08 02:50 PM
must be Jelly......cause Jam dont .... shake like that!

lrt1123 Joined Wed 10/08/08 Posts: 10	Sat 11/22/08 02:56 PM
That shirt looks nice on you, course it would look even better on my bedroom floor. Nice shoes, wanna f**k. Actually those top two have worked for me. Course you guys dont usually get bent when girls use lame pick up lines. All time worst pick up line I have ever heard........... If we were two squirrels would you let me bust a nut in your hole.

heathersaysgobucks Joined Sun 01/06/08 Posts: 5306	Sat 11/22/08 03:04 PM
must be Jelly......cause Jam dont .... shake like that! Cute!

heathersaysgobucks Joined Sun 01/06/08 Posts: 5306	Sat 11/22/08 03:06 PM
All time worst pick up line I have ever heard........... If we were two squirrels would you let me bust a nut in your hole. I agree, that's bad.

heathersaysgobucks Joined Sun 01/06/08 Posts: 5306	Sat 11/22/08 03:31 PM
Can I borrow your library card? [Why?] Cause I'm checking you out.

FETTS61 Joined Sat 08/18/07 Posts: 31425	Sat 11/22/08 03:38 PM
you must be a ticket cause you got FINE written all over you

heathersaysgobucks Joined Sun 01/06/08 Posts: 5306	Sat 11/22/08 03:58 PM
These things are all over the web. I liked this one..... I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

mischievouskttn Joined Fri 11/02/07 Posts: 614	Sat 11/22/08 04:02 PM
Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.

_Amanda_ Joined Thu 11/20/08 Posts: 523	Sat 11/22/08 05:51 PM
Hi.......wanna F$#&? This has actually worked before

OfTheLake Joined Wed 10/15/08 Posts: 412	Sun 11/23/08 05:57 AM
Do you know the difference between a filet mignon and a blow job? No? Wanna come over for dinner?

thumper95 Joined Tue 08/07/07 Posts: 33316	Sun 11/23/08 06:00 AM
the word of the day is legs,,, lets go to my place and spread the word

Jodi22 Joined Fri 10/12/07 Posts: 439	Sun 11/23/08 08:05 AM
Do you know the difference between a filet mignon and a blow job? No? Wanna come over for dinner? LOL now that is a good one!!! These posts are to funny!!!!

thumper95 Joined Tue 08/07/07 Posts: 33316	Sun 11/23/08 08:14 AM
in the saddest face and most sincere voice,, i lost my teddy bear,, can i sleep with you tonight?

heathersaysgobucks Joined Sun 01/06/08 Posts: 5306	Sun 11/23/08 09:38 AM
in the saddest face and most sincere voice,, i lost my teddy bear,, can i sleep with you tonight? With that picture....I think you'll get a yes...

profiled Joined Fri 11/21/08 Posts: 15	Sun 11/23/08 12:54 PM
how's your head---- give me a few minutes and i'll let you know!

kaadeshka Joined Thu 04/03/08 Posts: 413	Sun 11/23/08 01:07 PM
Worst ever said to me: "You sure have a lot of piercings." and Guy: "I have a problem. I'm a virgin." Me:" ...And?" Guy: "I'm looking for a speical lady to fix it." Me: unimpressed silence Guy: "Wanna be my speical lady?" Two girlfriends were having an all out pick-up line battle. And the winner said this: "My ***** likes it when you scratch between it's ears."