Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.

Someone call the janitor - we-re going to need a mop.

"Accept this sacrifice O Great Lord of Darkness"

Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad dog!

Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that ??

Hand me...uh....that uh...thingie

Oh no ! I just lost my Rolex !!

Oops ! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before ??

Damn, there goes the lights again !!

"Ya know, there's big money in kidney. Hell, the guy's got two of 'em!"

Everybody stand back!! I lost me contact lens !!

Could you stop that thing from beating; it's throwing my concentration off.

What's this doing here ??

I hate it when they're missing stuff in here.

That's cool !! Now can You make his legs twitch ??

I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses.

Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.

Steril, shemeril. The floor's clean, right ??

What do You mean he WASN'T in for a sex change...??

Anyone see where I left that scalpel ??

And now we remove the subject's brain and place it in the body of the ape.

OK, now take a picture from this angle. this is truly a freak of nature.

This patient has already had some kids, am I correct ??

Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card ??

Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough !

What do You mean "You want a divorce"!

She's gonna blow ! Everyone take cover !!

FIRE ! FIRE ! Everyone get out !!

Damn! Page 47 of the manual is missing.

Having been an OR nurse for 8 yrs, never heard any of those.
I have heard..........

Oh S**T
Oh F**K
God***it
WTF???
Page Dr. Smith and tell him to get his A** in here, now!
SOB!!!!!!!


Watching the last one in stock fall to the floor,
in the middle of open heart surgery.

I don't think "oops" is a word I want to hear.

Anyone seen my golf clubs?