**Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg,**





**'Hello?'**












**'Hi honey.**
**This is Daddy.**
**Is Mommy near the phone?'**












**'No, Daddy.**
**She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.'**












**After a brief pause,**












**Daddy says,**
**'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul.'**












**'Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy,**
**Right now.'**












Brief Pause.











**'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.**
**Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs**
**And knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy**
**That Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.'**











**'Okay, Daddy, Just a minute.'**










**A few minutes later**
**The little girl comes back to the phone.**










**'I did it, Daddy.'**









**'And what happened, honey?' **


'Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming.**












**Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser**
**And now she isn't moving at all!'**












**'Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?'**












**'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too.**












**He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window**
**And into the swimming pool.**
**But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water**
**Last week to clean it.**












**He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead.'**












*****Long Pause*****













*****Longer Pause*****













*****Even Longer Pause*****












**Then Daddy says,**












**'Swimming pool? ...........**












**Is this 486-5731?'*





















**No, I think you have the wrong number........

good one, you sure know how to stretch out a story though.

omg!!!!!! THAT IS SO BAD......