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Later today- an elf will appear at your door
walk over to you jingle his little cap as he kicks you in your right shin .... 
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Later today- an elf will appear at your door walk over to you jingle his little cap as he kicks you in your right shin ....
why my right shin |
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How very specific... And by the way I am completely dissatisfied with the lack of ho's in here, I mean the title is just misleading.
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I shot an elf in my pajamas this morning. What in the hell he was doing in them, I'll never know.
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Later today- an elf will appear at your door walk over to you jingle his little cap as he kicks you in your right shin ....
why my right shin He liked the way your hose looked on your left! nyuk,nyuk |
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Later today- an elf will appear at your door walk over to you jingle his little cap as he kicks you in your right shin ....
why my right shin He liked the way your hose looked on your left! nyuk,nyuk 
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May the Spirit of Christmas - Haunt you in your dreams....and cause you to sing endless choruses of " The Chipmunk Song"......Fa la la la la ...la la ..la freaking la...
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Did he just call me a ho 3 times?
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Ok here it is, the official phone # for Santa Clause. Listen and laugh. 813-273-8160 Please don't give out my Phone number. Don't make me tell you again.
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What is it about little children flocking to this fat guy in a read coat anyway? Doesn't that constitute pedophilia?
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