It's proven that wonderbread didn't need to post anything in this thread in order to confuse people with the title alone.

If we pay attention to the HINTS and ARCHETYPES he dangles like answerable mysteries before our eyes we may yet find a path of TIME CONTROL to the BEFORELIFE, where we came from and go after we die, and hence to SLACK in our lifetimes.Don't get Heaven and Hell all mixed up like most people do.Serve Jehovah 1 as He meant for you to, go forth on CAPERS and SCAMS and FORNICATIONS; your conscience is an illusion, there is merely an INSTINCTIVE BEHAVIOR CODE, to repress it is to suffocate, but never forget for a second that it is the monster god who allows this, who demands it, for "SCIENCE DOES NOT REMOVE THE TERROR OF THE GODS!" FEAR HIM but follow the hints of the accidents in your life, follow the PATH OF LEAST RESISTANCE and you will gob out from under the sacrifices He demands of all the PINK BOYS around you, your FOLLIES and FOIBLES will show you where Slack lies and you will be able to relax and not get a heart attack.JEHOVAH KILLS those who drudge their lives away without knowing who He is, but he REWARDS the ones who recognize His STARK FIST and carry out His SEEMINGLY IMMORAL PLANS while SLACKING OFF EVERY CHANCE THEY GET.

The SubGenius releases this pent-up nenergy in throes of JEHOVAH-SPAWNED MORAL DEGENERACY and RITES OF HILARIATION ("Within reason," cautions the Left Brain), just as his dogma, laws and tenets condone. We REBEL against the alien JEHOVAH 1 and yet PLACATE Him at the same time that He might not smite us with nuclear war, a worldwide economic disaster or hostile UFOS.
If we pay attention to the HINTS and ARCHETYPES he dangles like answerable mysteries before our eyes we may yet find a path of TIME CONTROL to the BEFORELIFE, where we came from and go after we die, and hence to SLACK in our lifetimes. Don't get Heaven and Hell all mixed up like most people do. Serve Jehovah 1 as He meant for you to, go forth on CAPERS and SCAMS and FORNICATIONS; your conscience is an illusion, there is merely an INSTINCTIVE BEHAVIOR CODE, to repress it is to suffocate, but never forget for a second that it is the monster god who allows this, who demands it, for "SCIENCE DOES NOT REMOVE THE TERROR OF THE GODS!" FEAR HIM but follow the hints of the accidents in your life, follow the PATH OF LEAST RESISTANCE and you will gob out from under the sacrifices He demands of all the PINK BOYS around you, your FOLLIES and FOIBLES will show you where Slack lies and you will be able to relax and not get a heart attack. JEHOVAH KILLS those who drudge their lives away without knowing who He is, but he REWARDS the ones who recognize His STARK FIST and carry out His SEEMINGLY IMMORAL PLANS while SLACKING OFF EVERY CHANCE THEY GET.
JEHOVAH'S SPECIAL MESSAGE for the SubGenius is that THIS GROSS PHYSICAL PLANE DOES NOT EXIST and that the compulsion for success in the eyes of others is mankind's most FOUL invention.










you've been owned

The Church of the SubGenius is the PAN-RELIGION of the FUTURE, and REBELS against the namby-pamby, goody two-shoes "NEW AGE" and "AQUARIAN" ideals of most occult weirdos. Such people are fools, they do not curse, they have no understanding of the need for spiritual violence in this modern space-age a-go-go society.
The SubGenius wants no part of the "New Age," it is already here and it obviously sucks. The SubGenius would rather RETRIEVE the manly Past, before 1971 or even 1953, or else dwell in the naughty, fun-loving REMOTE FUTURE, a strange time when anything made of plastic is a valuable antique that collectors will KILL for, when SEXHURT will be recognized and indulged in as sane human nature no matter whether any 'church' or 'government' allows it. But such things are TRIFLES! The SubGenius knows that JEHOVAH 1 is a VENGEFUL GOD OF WRATH! JEHOVAH 1 - a.k.a. YAHWEH - is a mad alien, full of eyes round about, He cometh with the clouds, radioactive, all-pervading, He has forged His covenant with the SubGenius in CHAINS of GENETIC PROGRAMMING and DEMANDS OBEISANCE to His caveman sense of humor.He has been denying us SLACK and what He is making us do dates back to Homo Connectus, First Whole Man; only by letting our bodies obey the Code of financial lust survival that is built into them can our brains be freed from his INEVITABLE FIST.

Zos Kia Cultus
“Art can contradict Science”


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GREAT SUCCESS !!!