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      i bought a bottle of wine today (sebastaini cab, my fave) BUT I DONT HAVE A DAMN BOTTLE OPENER!!!!!    
                
is there any way to open a bottle of wine without one?  | 
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      Use a screw
     
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      hmmm.... not sure if i have one.  ill look around tho.
     
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       I know a stripper that'll do it for $10
 
  I'm just sayin.... ..okay, I'm lying...honestly...I have no idea how much she charges.  | 
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      use a butter knife and push down.  
    
hey it works when you don't have anything else.   
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      I had this guy come over and bring a bottle of wine. I did not have a cork screw so we screwed a screw into it and the pried it out with the back of a hammer. 
     
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      A hammer will work everytime.
     
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      Just push the cork in w/a butterknife..or use a drill..and a nail.:P
     
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      Pushing the cork in would be great if he is planning on drinking the whole bottle tonight. 
     
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      I used to use my teeth 
 
  but my dentist advised me against it!   
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      yeah.  not trying to do that.  was hoping to milk this one.  oh well!  
     
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      What you do is throw the wine out, go up to the gas station and get some beer...........wine??? 
        
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      buy a cork screw?
     
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      I find it a bit odd, that you have a "favorite" wine....but do not have an opener.. 
          
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      wine is nice.  a good glass of wine is good for your health.  beer is awesome, but is relatively bad for you.  plus wine isnt carbonated.  
 
  and i would have, but i thought i already had one.  | 
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     I find it a bit odd, that you have a "favorite" wine....but do not have an opener..         
well, you see, im retarded.  | 
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      Well then, a screwdriver, screw and a hammer. Come on now, you are a guy where are your tools?
     
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      ok...
 
  Beer if it is micro brew(ie. no perservatives etc.) is quite healthy...loaded with be complex vitamins...fyi  | 
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      Chain Saw!
     
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      is natural lite a micro brew?  jk.  
 
  i usually drink heineken or heiniken light. i dont know what a good cleveland microbrew is. time to do some research.  | 
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