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i bought a bottle of wine today (sebastaini cab, my fave) BUT I DONT HAVE A DAMN BOTTLE OPENER!!!!!
is there any way to open a bottle of wine without one? |
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Use a screw
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hmmm.... not sure if i have one. ill look around tho.
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I know a stripper that'll do it for $10
I'm just sayin.... ..okay, I'm lying...honestly...I have no idea how much she charges. |
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use a butter knife and push down.
hey it works when you don't have anything else.
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I had this guy come over and bring a bottle of wine. I did not have a cork screw so we screwed a screw into it and the pried it out with the back of a hammer.
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A hammer will work everytime.
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Just push the cork in w/a butterknife..or use a drill..and a nail.:P
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Pushing the cork in would be great if he is planning on drinking the whole bottle tonight.
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I used to use my teeth
but my dentist advised me against it! 
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yeah. not trying to do that. was hoping to milk this one. oh well!
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What you do is throw the wine out, go up to the gas station and get some beer...........wine???
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buy a cork screw?
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I find it a bit odd, that you have a "favorite" wine....but do not have an opener..
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wine is nice. a good glass of wine is good for your health. beer is awesome, but is relatively bad for you. plus wine isnt carbonated.
and i would have, but i thought i already had one. |
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I find it a bit odd, that you have a "favorite" wine....but do not have an opener..
well, you see, im retarded. |
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Well then, a screwdriver, screw and a hammer. Come on now, you are a guy where are your tools?
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ok...
Beer if it is micro brew(ie. no perservatives etc.) is quite healthy...loaded with be complex vitamins...fyi |
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Chain Saw!
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is natural lite a micro brew? jk.
i usually drink heineken or heiniken light. i dont know what a good cleveland microbrew is. time to do some research. |
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