Ever wonder why you are single? I keep hearing all of these complaints. This person abbreviates/uses slang, this person can't take a joke, this person jokes too much, this person is fake, this person is blah, blah, blah! Why don't you list the qualities that make you a good catch and the qualities that you expect out of your mate? I would like some feedback. Are your expectations maybe too high? Do you possibly think that you are better than others for some reason? Just wondering!

Discuss away...

im not real picky, i just want a woman.

Come on now...more than that! Tell me who you are, and what you want! I know you can go much deeper than that Rare!

Ability to breath is also a plus.

Now, now...elaborate please!

The process of "grabbing" the oxycene in the surrounding air, with the the lung movements called "inhaling" and "exhaling".

You know what I meant stinker...you have to have more expectations of someone than that they are alive!

hehe alright alright. what makes me a good catch is that when im with someone, i stay with her until the end. i also like to spoil her affectionately. for her, to be open, honest, able to work through issues with me, trusting (both levels), affectionate, and the big one: a good heart.

There we go...and Rare is the winner with the best response as of yet!!!! Come on the rest of you

Ability to breath does not always imply brain activity.
Like Paris Hilton.

I feel I could go on and on with this....

But okay. I couldn't find any copypaste text, but here comes the list:

Honest trusting intelligent romantic pretty adventurous rich athletic multi-lingual french-japanese bisexual guitarist who has been educated in the ways of old finnish poetry.

But for the most part, I 'm looking for a intelligent and pretty girl who trusts me. Any other traits possessed from the list is just a plus.

All traits are monitored by my higly biased opinion.
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Bravo!!!!

And what do you have to offer this wonderful woman?

Ooooh,
buckle up.

I am straight-forward trus-... naive smartass, rom-fanatic Johnny Deep(who?) look-a-like, adventure-crawing hobo, "few kilos extra" athletic multi-lingual Finno-finnish heterosexual who has been educated in the ways of the "few crappy paintings and you call yorself a painter?!".

You don't see the competition because they haven't even got the bottom of this mountain I'm sitting on top of.

Anyway, I'm not good with promoting myself trough words. long-lasting activity speaks books for the person.

But what I am not, is a toughy-roughy balloon of ego and sex.

Gotta thank my friends and family of that.

Glad to make your acquaintance Pbug!