True story, perhaps one of those "you had to be there" kind. When I was 18, my grandmother and her 2nd husband wanted/needed me to drive them for a day trip to an Amish community called "Rockhome Gardens" in central IL. It's a place that has craft shops, various demonstrations of Amish living, livestock exhibits, and such. We had stopped to take a break from touring the grounds and were stand in a triangular configuration conversing about all the neat things that were there. While standing there, behind my grandmother I noticed a gal about my age working in a shop that sold things like apple butter about 20 yards away. My grandmother looked behind her back to see what I was oogling at. "Oh, she's a cutie and she's looking at you too" she said. I replied "Yeah, she is hot". While this gal and I were basically staring at each other, my grandmother all of a sudden blurts out " My God, look at the size of tits on her". I broke of eye contact with the gal in the shop and glared down at my grandmother with a look of shock. I said "Grandmaaaaaa"!!!! I didn't notice she had turned back around and was looking at something else. She pointed over to a nanny goat(female goat) who had recently given birth. Her teates were swollen and almost dragging on the ground.