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| Topic: Things to do whilst alone in my girlfriends house | |
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Dan ,You could write a heartfelt poem about her and put it in a place where she will find it later....very romantic
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Dan ,You could write a heartfelt poem about her and put it in a place where she will find it later....very romantic
So what you are saying, is leaving her a nice big unflushable 'present' would not be romantic enough? |
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Nail all the furniture to the ceiling.
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1. Go to the zoo
2. Steal a baboon 3. Take the baboon back to her place 4. Dress the baboon up in your clothes 5. When she gets home, she will think you've turned into a baboon! This may backfire if she doesn't notice the difference, but life is full of risks. |
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Dan ,You could write a heartfelt poem about her and put it in a place where she will find it later....very romantic
So what you are saying, is leaving her a nice big unflushable 'present' would not be romantic enough? That always does it for me!!!! LOL 
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Nail all the furniture to the ceiling.
i had thought about nailing her against the wall.. |
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1. Go to the zoo 2. Steal a baboon 3. Take the baboon back to her place 4. Dress the baboon up in your clothes 5. When she gets home, she will think you've turned into a baboon! This may backfire if she doesn't notice the difference, but life is full of risks. I did that already. In fact, this is the baboon typing right now. |
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show her just how much you take her for granted by NOT cleaning and then she can bump you for a new guy.  
I would but i dont wanna take her independence away from her.. WOW....just...wow...  
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Nail all the furniture to the ceiling.
i had thought about nailing her against the wall.. but she is not home and you did ask for things to do while she was NOT home. |
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tie all her clothes together
not the nice ones tho and not to tight of a knot lol
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Sew all her underwear together.
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Nail all the furniture to the ceiling.
i had thought about nailing her against the wall.. but she is not home and you did ask for things to do while she was NOT home. i meant i had a long hard 'think' about it! lol |
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Nail all the furniture to the ceiling.
i had thought about nailing her against the wall.. but she is not home and you did ask for things to do while she was NOT home. i meant i had a long hard 'think' about it! lol
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tie all her clothes together not the nice ones tho and not to tight of a knot lol
I did that already when i was trying to escape. Damn high rise! |
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Nail all the furniture to the ceiling.
i had thought about nailing her against the wall.. but she is not home and you did ask for things to do while she was NOT home. i meant i had a long hard 'think' about it! lol
If i was down to just one brain cell i think id rather it went out with a blow |
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Nail all the furniture to the ceiling.
i had thought about nailing her against the wall.. but she is not home and you did ask for things to do while she was NOT home. i meant i had a long hard 'think' about it! lol
If i was down to just one brain cell i think id rather it went out with a blow Yea that would not SUCK as bad. |
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tie all her clothes together not the nice ones tho and not to tight of a knot lol
I did that already when i was trying to escape. Damn high rise! LOL! Dan! YOU r more high rise than my flat!! Hehee!! now i know wat u have been up to while i have been at work!! |
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Dan ,You could write a heartfelt poem about her and put it in a place where she will find it later....very romantic
Did you pay attn to this one Dan?... DID you?!! Hint hint!! |
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Dan ,You could write a heartfelt poem about her and put it in a place where she will find it later....very romantic
Did you pay attn to this one Dan?... DID you?!! Hint hint!! Nope! You lucky gal you! |
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I just made sound work on her computer again, i think i am off the hook for not writing a peom!
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