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Bonnie, love the new look really.... Dan... it is good that you are vain enough to block your face from ours so that those who are not vain enough will not get jealous of your looks. Im so vain i just changed my picture! lol |
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What a wonderfully Vain thing to do.
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Bonnie, love the new look really.... Dan... it is good that you are vain enough to block your face from ours so that those who are not vain enough will not get jealous of your looks. Thanks O Vain one,I'm glad you like, I mean, I'm so vain that outfit was made just for me |
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Well Bonny, you would not be as vain if it was not.
Why just today I thought of a new slogan for my ID... But I am to vain to change it, I like being sarcastic, its the vain thing to do. |
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Well Bonny, you would not be as vain if it was not. Why just today I thought of a new slogan for my ID... But I am to vain to change it, I like being sarcastic, its the vain thing to do. Of course ! You have to be vain to carry of sarcasm in the fashionable way you do |
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Oh yeah
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GM VAIN DAMES!
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ummmmmmmm I notice the drag couldn't stay long. Vanity just doesn't suit everyone. It's all a higher breed.
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You have to read this in a "suthen vain voice"
Miss Bonny, that might be more difficult for you! 3 suthen women are sittin on a front porch wearin their best suthen belle outfits fannin themselves in the hot air Woman #1 says "On our 5th anniversary, my husband got me a cadilac." Woman #2 says "On our 5th anniversary, my husband got me a 10 carat diamond." Woman #3 says in her most suthen drawl "HOW NICE!" Woman #1 says "On our 10th anniversary, my husband got me a full length mink coat" Woman #2 says "On our 10th anniversary, my husband took me on a month long cruise" Woman #3 says "HOW NICE!" Woman #1 & Woman #2 look at woman #3 and says "Miss Miranda, what did your husband get you?" Miss Miranda says...."Oh he sent me to charm school" 2 & 3 says in unison..."Charm school?? What forevah for?" Miss Miranda says..."So I could learn to say "HOW NICE" instead of F**K YOU!" Charm AND Vanity! |
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awsome song carly simon.!!!
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awsome song carly simon.!!! SEAAAAAAA! GM, ltns. You wanna be the Vain Dames Mascot? (there's fur lined cuffs involved) |
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You have to read this in a "suthen vain voice" Miss Bonny, that might be more difficult for you! 3 suthen women are sittin on a front porch wearin their best suthen belle outfits fannin themselves in the hot air Woman #1 says "On our 5th anniversary, my husband got me a cadilac." Woman #2 says "On our 5th anniversary, my husband got me a 10 carat diamond." Woman #3 says in her most suthen drawl "HOW NICE!" Woman #1 says "On our 10th anniversary, my husband got me a full length mink coat" Woman #2 says "On our 10th anniversary, my husband took me on a month long cruise" Woman #3 says "HOW NICE!" Woman #1 & Woman #2 look at woman #3 and says "Miss Miranda, what did your husband get you?" Miss Miranda says...."Oh he sent me to charm school" 2 & 3 says in unison..."Charm school?? What forevah for?" Miss Miranda says..."So I could learn to say "HOW NICE" instead of F**K YOU!" Charm AND Vanity! Good morning Vain Dames Head Vain Dame, I just pictured Scarlet O'Hara speaking whilst I was reading the joke |
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GM to you Miss Bonny Vain Dame...I should have given you more credit huh? Scarlett would have been the very voice to use! |
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GM to you Miss Bonny Vain Dame...I should have given you more credit huh? Scarlett would have been the very voice to use! Now there is a lady who would have been right at home in our club I have to pop out for a little while, hopefully will later. Do have a good day ( for now) |
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good morning ladies
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Oh I like this thread how did I miss it for so long?
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good morning ladies Good Morning Fran Vain Dame. Oh hell, I started to abbreviate it but that would have been VD. |
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Edited by
OneMoreTimeAround
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Thu 10/30/08 05:00 AM
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Oh I like this thread how did I miss it for so long? Good Morning Vain Lily...perhaps you were still in training? |
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GM to you Miss Bonny Vain Dame...I should have given you more credit huh? Scarlett would have been the very voice to use! Now there is a lady who would have been right at home in our club I have to pop out for a little while, hopefully will later. Do have a good day ( for now) we'll wait for you! |
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Oh I like this thread how did I miss it for so long? Good Morning Vain Lily...perhaps you were still in training? If my mom were still alive she would tell you that no, no indeed I've been training all of my life.... Oh and Bless you real good darlin'... |
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