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Topic: I bet you
Dan99's photo
Wed 10/29/08 04:04 PM

Bonnie, love the new look really....

Dan... it is good that you are vain enough to block your face from ours so that those who are not vain enough will not get jealous of your looks.


Im so vain i just changed my picture! lol

IMAGR81's photo
Wed 10/29/08 04:07 PM
What a wonderfully Vain thing to do.

BonnyMiss's photo
Wed 10/29/08 04:11 PM

Bonnie, love the new look really....

Dan... it is good that you are vain enough to block your face from ours so that those who are not vain enough will not get jealous of your looks.


Thanks O Vain one,I'm glad you like, I mean, I'm so vain that outfit was made just for medevil

IMAGR81's photo
Wed 10/29/08 04:24 PM
Well Bonny, you would not be as vain if it was not.

Why just today I thought of a new slogan for my ID... But I am to vain to change it, I like being sarcastic, its the vain thing to do.

BonnyMiss's photo
Wed 10/29/08 04:42 PM

Well Bonny, you would not be as vain if it was not.

Why just today I thought of a new slogan for my ID... But I am to vain to change it, I like being sarcastic, its the vain thing to do.


Of course ! You have to be vain to carry of sarcasm in the fashionable way you do pitchfork

FindMe1113's photo
Wed 10/29/08 05:22 PM
Oh yeah:banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:

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Thu 10/30/08 01:17 AM
GM VAIN DAMES!

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Thu 10/30/08 01:18 AM
ummmmmmmm I notice the drag couldn't stay long. Vanity just doesn't suit everyone. It's all a higher breed. :wink:

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Thu 10/30/08 01:47 AM
You have to read this in a "suthen vain voice"
Miss Bonny, that might be more difficult for you! :wink:

3 suthen women are sittin on a front porch
wearin their best suthen belle outfits
fannin themselves in the hot air
Woman #1 says "On our 5th anniversary, my husband got me a cadilac."
Woman #2 says "On our 5th anniversary, my husband got me a 10 carat diamond."
Woman #3 says in her most suthen drawl "HOW NICE!"

Woman #1 says "On our 10th anniversary, my husband got me a full length mink coat"
Woman #2 says "On our 10th anniversary, my husband took me on a month long cruise"
Woman #3 says "HOW NICE!"

Woman #1 & Woman #2 look at woman #3 and says
"Miss Miranda, what did your husband get you?"

Miss Miranda says...."Oh he sent me to charm school"

2 & 3 says in unison..."Charm school?? What forevah for?"

Miss Miranda says..."So I could learn to say "HOW NICE" instead of F**K YOU!"

Charm AND Vanity! :wink:

seahawks's photo
Thu 10/30/08 01:49 AM
awsome song carly simon.!!!drinker

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Thu 10/30/08 01:53 AM

awsome song carly simon.!!!drinker


SEAAAAAAA! GM, ltns. You wanna be the Vain Dames Mascot? (there's fur lined cuffs involved) :wink:

BonnyMiss's photo
Thu 10/30/08 04:15 AM

You have to read this in a "suthen vain voice"
Miss Bonny, that might be more difficult for you! :wink:

3 suthen women are sittin on a front porch
wearin their best suthen belle outfits
fannin themselves in the hot air
Woman #1 says "On our 5th anniversary, my husband got me a cadilac."
Woman #2 says "On our 5th anniversary, my husband got me a 10 carat diamond."
Woman #3 says in her most suthen drawl "HOW NICE!"

Woman #1 says "On our 10th anniversary, my husband got me a full length mink coat"
Woman #2 says "On our 10th anniversary, my husband took me on a month long cruise"
Woman #3 says "HOW NICE!"

Woman #1 & Woman #2 look at woman #3 and says
"Miss Miranda, what did your husband get you?"

Miss Miranda says...."Oh he sent me to charm school"

2 & 3 says in unison..."Charm school?? What forevah for?"

Miss Miranda says..."So I could learn to say "HOW NICE" instead of F**K YOU!"

Charm AND Vanity! :wink:


Good morning Vain Dames

Head Vain Dame, I just pictured Scarlet O'Hara speaking whilst I was reading the joke laugh laugh

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Thu 10/30/08 04:48 AM
laugh

GM to you Miss Bonny Vain Dame...I should have given you more credit huh? Scarlett would have been the very voice to use! flowerforyou flowerforyou

BonnyMiss's photo
Thu 10/30/08 04:52 AM

laugh

GM to you Miss Bonny Vain Dame...I should have given you more credit huh? Scarlett would have been the very voice to use! flowerforyou flowerforyou


Now there is a lady who would have been right at home in our club :banana:

I have to pop out for a little while, hopefully will later. Do have a good day ( for now) flowers flowers

franshade's photo
Thu 10/30/08 04:55 AM
good morning ladies

Lily0923's photo
Thu 10/30/08 04:58 AM
Oh I like this thread how did I miss it for so long?


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Thu 10/30/08 04:59 AM

good morning ladies



Good Morning Fran Vain Dame. Oh hell, I started to abbreviate it but that would have been VD. flowerforyou happy

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Thu 10/30/08 05:00 AM
Edited by OneMoreTimeAround on Thu 10/30/08 05:00 AM

Oh I like this thread how did I miss it for so long?




:smile: Good Morning Vain Lily...perhaps you were still in training?

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Thu 10/30/08 05:02 AM


laugh

GM to you Miss Bonny Vain Dame...I should have given you more credit huh? Scarlett would have been the very voice to use! flowerforyou flowerforyou


Now there is a lady who would have been right at home in our club :banana:

I have to pop out for a little while, hopefully will later. Do have a good day ( for now) flowers flowers


we'll wait for you!

Lily0923's photo
Thu 10/30/08 05:04 AM


Oh I like this thread how did I miss it for so long?




:smile: Good Morning Vain Lily...perhaps you were still in training?


If my mom were still alive she would tell you that no, no indeed I've been training all of my life....:banana:

Oh and Bless you real good darlin'...flowerforyou

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