Topic: LITTLE GIRL
dcrdnk's photo
Thu 11/06/08 01:06 PM
A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp: "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabbits?"

And the shopkeeper gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks: "Do you want a wittle white wabby or a soft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute wittle bwown wabby over there?"

The little girl puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice: "I don't fink my pyfon really giveths a thit."

directandwrite's photo
Thu 11/06/08 01:07 PM
Have you thought about joining Dan's Comedy Club??

dcrdnk's photo
Thu 11/06/08 01:16 PM

Have you thought about joining Dan's Comedy Club??


what who's that??

keepthehope's photo
Fri 11/07/08 02:14 AM
laugh