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Edited by
Dan99
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Thu 11/06/08 12:41 PM
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Dont worry im not one of the perfomers, i am just the compere.
Later on there will be a performer who can fart the tune of Smoke On The Water, and another who puts fireworks up his butt. Heckling is most definately allowed. Feel free to shout out whatever you like As you know, im not one to be rude or crude, so its a family orientated comedy club...I havent said bollocks or arseholes or anything like that yet have i? After the comedy show, things will get a little more adult. We have Sexy Lexy booked to do an erotic dance. I cant wait for that. I hope to book some speciality acts too. There is a Russian lady that can balance objects on her eyeball, and a Polish gentleman that can dislocate his limbs and fit inside a shoebox. |
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You are an animal!!!
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Lay of the LSD my friend....lol!!
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You are an animal!!!
Is that supposed to be a heckle? *IS THE TAXI DRIVER HERE FOR THE SPASTIC GENTLEMAN??* |
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So what else are you needing, Dan?
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Lay of the LSD my friend....lol!! Does your mum know that you are up this late? Have you not got any homework to do? |
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So what else are you needing, Dan?
Some funny people would be good! |
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I said funny not STRANGE! |
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heckla yesa!
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And then he said gooneygoogoo..
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I said funny not STRANGE! 
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Hi Dan, nice place you have here, have you told the other Brits on the UK thread about this hang-out?
 
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heckla yesa! ((((((( Levi ))))))) 
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Hi Dan, nice place you have here, have you told the other Brits on the UK thread about this hang-out?
SHHHHHH .. no reason to make him feel self-conscious ........ we know he doesn't have any friends to tell darlin .... |
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A guy walks into the psychiatrist
wearing only cling film shorts. The Shrink says, "Well I can clearly see your nuts". |
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Hi Dan, nice place you have here, have you told the other Brits on the UK thread about this hang-out?
SHHHHHH .. no reason to make him feel self-conscious ........ we know he doesn't have any friends to tell darlin .... 
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Hi Dan, nice place you have here, have you told the other Brits on the UK thread about this hang-out?
No i dont want them wankers here! lol! |
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Hi Dan, nice place you have here, have you told the other Brits on the UK thread about this hang-out?
No i dont want them wankers here! lol! Too late, I've just told them about it 
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Hi Dan, nice place you have here, have you told the other Brits on the UK thread about this hang-out?
SHHHHHH .. no reason to make him feel self-conscious ........ we know he doesn't have any friends to tell darlin .... I have friends i just choose to make them dislike me! |
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