1. If you take an Oriental person and turn him around several times, does he become Disorientated?

2. If people from Poland are called Poles, why arent people from Holland called Holes?

3.Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

4.If a pig looses his voice, is it disgruntled?

5.If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

6.Why are wiseman and wiseguy opposites?

7.Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?

8.Why isn't eleven pronounced onety-one?

9.If 4/5 people suffer from diarrhea, does that mean that the other person enjoys it?

10.When you send something by road, it is called a SHIPMENT and when you send it by sea it is called CARGO?

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Why is CONGRESS the opposite of PROGRESS?

If you are what you eat...now wonder nobody eats FRUITCAKE!

Yep another 2 goodies!
I am, is reportedly the shortest sentence in the english language,Could, I Do, be the longest sentence?