Topic: difference between friends and N.J. friends
nevermine's photo
Wed 11/05/08 07:56 PM
FRIENDS: Tell you not to do something stupid when drunk

NEW JERSEY FRIENDS: Will post 360 degree security so you don't get caught

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FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs

NEW JERSEY FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell them about the ugly chick you tried to pick up

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FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and hope that no one is late for the ride home.

NEW JERSEY FRIENDS: Know some wild **** will happen, and set up rally points and an E & E route.

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FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

NEW JERSEY FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying, Damn...that **** was fun "

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FRIENDS: Cry with you.

NEW JERSEY FRIENDS: laugh at you

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FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

NEW JERSEY FRIENDS: Steal each other ' s stuff so often nobody remembers who bought it in the first place.

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FRIENDS: Are happy that someone picked up a one night stand and leave them alone.

NEW JERSEY FRIENDS: Will Crawl naked into the room with a camera and hope for the tag team....lmao

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FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

NEW JERSEY FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

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FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that ' s what the crowd is doing.

NEW JERSEY FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

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FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.

NEW JERSEY FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"

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FRIENDS: Will try and talk to the bouncer when you get tossed out of the bar.

NEW JERSEY FRIENDS: Will cowboy up and go after the bouncer for touching you on the way out.

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FRIENDS: Will wish you had enough money to go out that night, and are sorry you couldn't come.

NEW JERSEY FRIENDS: Will share their last dollar with you, drag you along, and try to steal free drinks all night.
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FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.

NEW JERSEY FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "*****, you better drink the rest of that ****, you know we don't waste. That's alcohol abuse!!!" HAHAHAHA !!!!

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FRIENDS: Want the money they loaned you back next week.

NEW JERSEY FRIENDS: Can't begin to remember who owes who money after taking care of each other for so long.

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FRIENDS: Will say "I can't handle Tequila anymore".

NEW JERSEY FRIENDS: Will say "okay, just one more..." and then 2 minutes later "okay, just one more!".

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FRIENDS: Will talk **** to the person who talks **** about you.

NEW JERSEY FRIENDS: Will knock them the **** out!!

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FRIENDS: Will tell you "They'd take a bullet for you."

NEW JERSEY FRIENDS: Will actually take a bullet for you.

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LESHA25's photo
Sun 11/09/08 11:15 AM
Edited by LESHA25 on Sun 11/09/08 11:16 AM
hahah thats true lol its great

no photo
Mon 11/24/08 05:33 AM
that is so true .jersey the best:

laughsandgiggles's photo
Mon 11/24/08 06:56 AM
That is so true!! I really miss NJ!!!

mayosky's photo
Mon 11/24/08 10:15 AM
word as bond thats how it goes down over here