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Topic: The Beardy-House - part 3
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Tue 11/04/08 05:10 PM



your lordship! i've doubled the rogaine guards against the vicious onslaught of the barbers!bigsmile


Sterling work citizen! drinks
You shall be rewarded for your efforts

There's so much hair in here I can't see my hand in front of my face!noway
wonderful, isnt it? bigsmile

feralcatlady's photo
Tue 11/04/08 05:11 PM
Whooooo hooooo Holly is in the house.








your lordship! i've doubled the rogaine guards against the vicious onslaught of the barbers!bigsmile


Sterling work citizen! drinks
You shall be rewarded for your efforts

There's so much hair in here I can't see my hand in front of my face!noway

Holly4459's photo
Tue 11/04/08 05:12 PM




your lordship! i've doubled the rogaine guards against the vicious onslaught of the barbers!bigsmile


Sterling work citizen! drinks
You shall be rewarded for your efforts

There's so much hair in here I can't see my hand in front of my face!noway
wonderful, isnt it? bigsmile

Rare, your beards are the last things i see before i go to sleep! Hiya Feral!waving

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Tue 11/04/08 05:13 PM





your lordship! i've doubled the rogaine guards against the vicious onslaught of the barbers!bigsmile


Sterling work citizen! drinks
You shall be rewarded for your efforts

There's so much hair in here I can't see my hand in front of my face!noway
wonderful, isnt it? bigsmile

Rare, your beards are the last things i see before i go to sleep! Hiya Feral!waving
awww hehehe thanky, you is sweet. blushing

burgundybry's photo
Tue 11/04/08 05:13 PM
Edited by burgundybry on Tue 11/04/08 05:15 PM
Hear Ye, hear ye!! By order of His Majesty...tonight's entertainment will be........

"THE HAIR POEM"


I'm aware some stare at my hair.
In fact, to be fair,
Some really despair of my hair.
But I don't care,
Cause they're not aware,
Nor are they debonair.
In fact, they're just square.

They see hair down to there,
Say, "Beware" and go off on a tear!
I say, "No fair!"
A head that's bare is really nowhere.
So be like a bear, be fair with your hair!
Show it you care.
Wear it to there.
Or to there.
Or to there, if you dare!

My wife bought some hair at a fair, to use as a spare.
Did I care?
Au contraire!
Spare hair is fair!
In fact, hair can be rare.
Fred Astaire got no hair,
Nor does a chair,
Nor nor a chocolate eclair,
And where is the hair on a pear?
Nowhere, mon frere!

So now that I've shared this affair of the hair,
I'm going to repair to my lair and use Nair, do you care?

(Beard Poem)

Here's my beard.
Ain't it weird?
Don't be sceered,
Just a beard

(thanks GC)

Pete026's photo
Tue 11/04/08 05:15 PM

Hear Ye, hear ye!! By order of His Majesty...tonight's entertainment will be........

"THE HAIR POEM"


I'm aware some stare at my hair.
In fact, to be fair,
Some really despair of my hair.
But I don't care,
Cause they're not aware,
Nor are they debonair.
In fact, they're just square.

They see hair down to there,
Say, "Beware" and go off on a tear!
I say, "No fair!"
A head that's bare is really nowhere.
So be like a bear, be fair with your hair!
Show it you care.
Wear it to there.
Or to there.
Or to there, if you dare!

My wife bought some hair at a fair, to use as a spare.
Did I care?
Au contraire!
Spare hair is fair!
In fact, hair can be rare.
Fred Astaire got no hair,
Nor does a chair,
Nor nor a chocolate eclair,
And where is the hair on a pear?
Nowhere, mon frere!

So now that I've shared this affair of the hair,
I'm going to repair to my lair and use Nair, do you care?

(Beard Poem)

Here's my beard.
Ain't it weird?
Don't be sceered,
Just a beard

(thanks GC)


laugh laugh laugh That was awesome!!! drinks drinks drinks

burgundybry's photo
Tue 11/04/08 05:16 PM


Hear Ye, hear ye!! By order of His Majesty...tonight's entertainment will be........

"THE HAIR POEM"


I'm aware some stare at my hair.
In fact, to be fair,
Some really despair of my hair.
But I don't care,
Cause they're not aware,
Nor are they debonair.
In fact, they're just square.

They see hair down to there,
Say, "Beware" and go off on a tear!
I say, "No fair!"
A head that's bare is really nowhere.
So be like a bear, be fair with your hair!
Show it you care.
Wear it to there.
Or to there.
Or to there, if you dare!

My wife bought some hair at a fair, to use as a spare.
Did I care?
Au contraire!
Spare hair is fair!
In fact, hair can be rare.
Fred Astaire got no hair,
Nor does a chair,
Nor nor a chocolate eclair,
And where is the hair on a pear?
Nowhere, mon frere!

So now that I've shared this affair of the hair,
I'm going to repair to my lair and use Nair, do you care?

(Beard Poem)

Here's my beard.
Ain't it weird?
Don't be sceered,
Just a beard

(thanks GC)


laugh laugh laugh That was awesome!!! drinks drinks drinks


*bows

Holly4459's photo
Tue 11/04/08 05:17 PM
Love the Ode- to- ye- Beards poem Bry! LOLlaugh love laugh

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Tue 11/04/08 05:18 PM
same here drinker

burgundybry's photo
Tue 11/04/08 05:21 PM
...thank you, thank you....alms will be collected shortly...

 ☮️ Coolchic Dee 💟's photo
Tue 11/04/08 05:26 PM

...thank you, thank you....alms will be collected shortly...


Hey! You're a poet & I bet you
DO know it! laugh

plk1966's photo
Tue 11/04/08 05:27 PM
I'm baaaccckkk!!:banana: :banana:

Pete026's photo
Tue 11/04/08 05:27 PM

I'm baaaccckkk!!:banana: :banana:


Yaaaay! :banana:

Holly4459's photo
Tue 11/04/08 05:28 PM
(There once were some gents with some beards-
they grew them for years and years....
the ladies would stare-" Why, look at all that hair! Do we touch them -do we dare?"
The gents said 'Ladies 'tis all for you- all these magnificent locks, and then they danced and kissed the night away until the ladies lost all their frocks....pitchfork smitten)

Pete026's photo
Tue 11/04/08 05:28 PM

(There once were some gents with some beards-
they grew them for years and years....
the ladies would stare-" Why, look at all that hair! Do we touch them -do we dare?"
The gents said 'Ladies 'tis all for you- all these magnificent locks, and then they danced and kissed the night away until the ladies lost all their frocks....pitchfork smitten)


laugh laugh Fantastic!!! flowers

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Tue 11/04/08 05:29 PM
hi plk drinker

Holly4459's photo
Tue 11/04/08 05:32 PM
Edited by Holly4459 on Tue 11/04/08 05:33 PM


(There once were some gents with some beards-
they grew them for years and years....
the ladies would stare-" Why, look at all that hair! Do we touch them -do we dare?"
The gents said 'Ladies 'tis all for you- all these magnificent locks, and then they danced and kissed the night away until the ladies lost all their frocks....pitchfork smitten)


laugh laugh Fantastic!!! flowers

yer welcome Pete-it's an hommage to u if u will!!

burgundybry's photo
Tue 11/04/08 05:32 PM


(There once were some gents with some beards-
they grew them for years and years....
the ladies would stare-" Why, look at all that hair! Do we touch them -do we dare?"
The gents said 'Ladies 'tis all for you- all these magnificent locks, and then they danced and kissed the night away until the ladies lost all their frocks....pitchfork smitten)


laugh laugh Fantastic!!! flowers


absolutely!flowers Look at how it has rallied the rogaine guard!

plk1966's photo
Tue 11/04/08 05:34 PM


I'm baaaccckkk!!:banana: :banana:


Yaaaay! :banana:


blushing smooched

Pete026's photo
Tue 11/04/08 05:34 PM

yer welcome Pete-it's an hommage to u if u will!!


Awwww! blushing blushing blushing flowers

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