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Topic: Rednecks
quiet_2008 Joined Sat 08/30/08 Posts: 11138	Mon 11/03/08 08:19 PM
As a hippie from Michigan. Red Necks are mostly from the south, like country music, real short hair. they don't like us hippies or Rock music. hahaha that was in the 70's. Nowadays rednecks can have long hair

alisha07 Joined Sun 03/23/08 Posts: 4265	Mon 11/03/08 08:19 PM Edited by alisha07 on Mon 11/03/08 08:20 PM
As a hippie from Michigan. Red Necks are mostly from the south, like country music, real short hair. they don't like us hippies or Rock music. i love hippies and rokc music especially southern rock music

whispertoascream Joined Fri 11/17/06 Posts: 22844	Mon 11/03/08 08:19 PM
Don't my baby look good in them blue jeans? Tight on the top with a belly button ring A little tatoo somewhere in between She only shows to me Hey we're going out dancin' she's ready tonight So damn good-lookin' boys it ain't even right And when bar tender says for the lady what's it gonna be? I tell him man... [Chorus:] She ain't into wine and roses Beer just makes her turn up her nose And, she can't stand the thought of sippin' champagne No Cuervo Gold Margaritas Just ain't enough good burn in taquilla She needs somethin' with a little more edge and a little more pain She's my little whiskey Girl My Ragged-on-the-edges girl Ah, but I like 'em rough Baby got a '69 mustang four on the floor, and you ought to hear the pipes ring I jump behind the wheel and it's away we go Hey, I drive too fast, but she don't care Blue bandana tied all up in her hair Just sittin' there singin' every song on the radio [Chorus x2] Whoa she's my little whiskey girl my raggid-on-the-edges girl Ah, but I like 'em rough Yeah, I like 'em rough I like 'em rough Plowing these fields in the hot summer sun Over by the gate lordy here she comes With a basket full of chicken and a big cold jug of sweet tea I make a little room and she climbs on up Open up a throttle and stir a little dust Just look at her face she ain't a foolin me She thinks my tractor's sexy It really turns her on She's always staring at me While I'm chuggin along She likes the way it's pullin' while we're tillin' up the land She's even kind of crazy 'bout my farmer's tan She's the only one who really understands what gets me She thinks my tractor's sexy We ride back and forth until we run out of light Take it to the barn put it up for the night Climb up in the loft sit and talk with the radio on She said she's got a dream and I asked what it is She wants a little farm and a yard full of kids One more teeny weeny ride before take her home She thinks my tractor's sexy It really turns her on She's always staring at me While I'm chuggin along She likes the way it's pullin' while we're tillin' up the land She's even kind of crazy 'bout my farmer's tan She's the only one who really understands what gets me She thinks my tractor's sexy Well she ain't into cars or pick up trucks But if it runs like a Deere man her eyes light up She thinks my tractor's.... She thinks my tractor's sexy It really turns her on She's always staring at me While I'm chuggin along She likes the way it's pullin' while we're tillin' up the land She's even kind of crazy 'bout my farmer's tan She's the only one who really understands what gets me She thinks my tractor's sexy She thinks my tractor's sexy She thinks my tractor's sexy

quiet_2008 Joined Sat 08/30/08 Posts: 11138	Mon 11/03/08 08:21 PM
from the inside looking out, I think redneck to be more of an attitude. not racial or bigoted, but a "won't back down" attitude oh and you have to have a rifle rack in your truck

awolf1010 Joined Sun 03/30/08 Posts: 7251	Mon 11/03/08 08:21 PM
we are young country...... we are the pride, the sons and the daughters.....

alisha07 Joined Sun 03/23/08 Posts: 4265	Mon 11/03/08 08:23 PM
we are young country...... we are the pride, the sons and the daughters.....

RKISIT Joined Tue 01/08/08 Posts: 16721	Mon 11/03/08 08:24 PM
hey won't you play another somebody done somebody wrong song

markc48 Joined Wed 05/07/08 Posts: 5536	Mon 11/03/08 08:24 PM
As a hippie from Michigan. Red Necks are mostly from the south, like country music, real short hair. they don't like us hippies or Rock music. hahaha that was in the 70's. Nowadays rednecks can have long hair A red neck with long hair aint a red neck.

quiet_2008 Joined Sat 08/30/08 Posts: 11138	Mon 11/03/08 08:24 PM
haha great now I got honkey tonk music in my head

quiet_2008 Joined Sat 08/30/08 Posts: 11138	Mon 11/03/08 08:25 PM
As a hippie from Michigan. Red Necks are mostly from the south, like country music, real short hair. they don't like us hippies or Rock music. hahaha that was in the 70's. Nowadays rednecks can have long hair A red neck with long hair aint a red neck. I prolly would be the example to disprove that

markc48 Joined Wed 05/07/08 Posts: 5536	Mon 11/03/08 08:26 PM
from the inside looking out, I think redneck to be more of an attitude. not racial or bigoted, but a "won't back down" attitude oh and you have to have a rifle rack in your truck Thats a rebel. not a red neck

rebel58 Joined Tue 06/03/08 Posts: 373	Mon 11/03/08 08:27 PM
APPLICATION TO BE A REDNECK Name:_____________________________ Nickname:________________________________ CB Handle:______________________________ Address (RFD No.)_____________--_________________________ Daddy (if unknown, list 3 suspects):____________________________________ Mamma:___________________________________ Neck Shade:_________Light Red _________Medium Red __________Dark Red Number of teeth exposed in full grin: Upper_______ Lower________ Name of Pickup owned:________________________ Height of Truck________________ Truck equipped with: Gun Rack ______4-Wheel Drive ______Confederate Flag _______ Cassette Deck ______Load of Wood ______Hijacker Shocks _______Radar Detector ______ Mag Wheels ______Dual CB Antennas _______Spittoon ______Camper Top ______ Air Horns _______Mud Flaps ______Toothpick Holder ______Mug-Grip Tires _______ Racoon Hide ______Big Dog Number of empty beer cans on floorboard or in bed of pickup:_________ BUMPER STICKERS: Eat More Possum _____My other car is a piece of ** too _____Honk if you're horny _____ If you ain't a cowboy you ain't _____Redman Chewing Tobacco _____Wave if you're horny ___ Define the following (must be 90% correct): 1. Grits 6. Sawmill Gravy 11. Cobbler 16. Tater 2. Goobers 7. Turnip Salad 12. Fatback 17. Pig Skins ?. Pinto Beans 8. **-on-a-Shingle 13. Tote 18. Okrie 4. Collards 9. Redeye Gravy 14. Chickin' Fry 19. Shonuf ?. Sidemeat 10.Soppin' Syrup 15. Poke 20. Chitlins Favorite Vocalist: Reba McEntire ____Conway Twitty ____Loretta Lynn ____Hank Williams Jr. ____Randy Travis ____Ray Wylie Hubbard ____Tammy Wynette ____Slim Whitman ____Porter Wagoner ____Willie Nelson ____George Jones ____Box Car Willie Favorite Recreation Square Dancin' ____Possum Huntin' ____Skinny Dippin' ____Craw Daddin' ____Gospel Singin'____ 4-Wheelin' ____Drankin' ____Spittin' Backy ____Bill Chip Throwin' ____Honky Tonkin' ____ Noodlin' ____Other Name of son(s): Bubba _______Jim Bob _______LeeRoy ______J.D. Name of Daughter(s): PammySue ______Violet ______Paulette _____Daisy Weapons owned: _____Deer Rifle _____Sawed-off Shotgun _____Varmit Rifle _____Log Cabin _____Tire Iron _____Power Chain Saw _____Pick Handle _____Hick'ry Switch Number of Dogs:_____ Type:_____Blue Tick ______Black & Tan _______Beagle _______Bird Dawg > Cap Emblem: _____John Deer _____McCullock Chain Saws _____Budweiser _____Vo-Tech _____Skoal _____Coors _____NAPA _____Smile If You're Not Wearing Underwear Number of Dependants: _______Legal _______Claimed Number of Weeks Unemployed:__________ Number of Welfare Checks Received:_________ Memberships: KKK ___NRA ___Moose ___PTL Club ___AA ___Bass Club ___VFW ___Quiltin' Bee ___American Legion ___ United Sons and Daughters of the Confederacy ___John Birch Society Length of Right Leg:__________ Length of Left Leg:___________ Does your truck contain some part painted the official state color of Primer Red?Yes ___No___ How many cars do you have jacked up on blocks in your front yard?__________ How many kitchen appliances will you keep on your front porch?__________ Will you wear mostly double-knit polyester pants with snags?________ Do you own any shoes? _____Yes _____No If yes, how many?_________ What year did you last purchase shoes?_________ Are you married to any of the following: _______Sister _______Cousin ________Sow Do you know her name? _____________ Does your wife weigh more than your pickup?_________ Can you sign your name and get the spelling right every time?___________ Have you ever stayed sober for a whole weekend?__________ If so, why?_______________________________________________________________ Can you count: Past 10 with your shoes on?___________________ To 21 with your fly up?_________________ Do you know any words that have more than 4 letters?______________ Have you ever had more than one bath in a week?_______________ Medical Information: Do you have at least two of the following: BO ____Crabs ____Head Lice _____Rabies ____Trench Mouth _____Runny Nose _____Bad Breath ____Chafing IF YOUR APPLICATION IS TURNED DOWN, YOU MAY BE STILL QUALIFY TO ATTEND AUBURN UNIVERSITY. THEIR STANDARDS ARE SLIGHTLY LOWER. Ya'll Come Back Now, Ya hear?

William_Wolffe Joined Sun 10/26/08 Posts: 18	Mon 11/03/08 08:28 PM
Mullets are long in the back of the head, and it's a tipically redneck hairstyle. And nowadays, Country and Rock music are more together than ever. Here a Redneck "Wannabe".

Ruth34611 Joined Sat 08/02/08 Posts: 32401	Mon 11/03/08 08:29 PM
hippies, rebels, rednecks, yuppies....I don't care what you call em.....I just like men.

grneyedldy1967 Joined Wed 04/30/08 Posts: 2854	Mon 11/03/08 08:31 PM
Mullets are long in the back of the head, and it's a tipically redneck hairstyle. And nowadays, Country and Rock music are more together than ever. Here a Redneck "Wannabe". I saw a guy with a mullet the other day.. actually this is a common thing here in Alabama.. and I sooo wanted to tell him to go get a decent haircut... not a halfass one!

SweetnFunny Joined Sat 11/01/08 Posts: 687	Mon 11/03/08 08:32 PM Edited by SweetnFunny on Mon 11/03/08 08:33 PM
To all the rednecks out there...

SweetnFunny Joined Sat 11/01/08 Posts: 687	Mon 11/03/08 08:34 PM
APPLICATION TO BE A REDNECK Name:_____________________________ Nickname:________________________________ CB Handle:______________________________ Address (RFD No.)_____________--_________________________ Daddy (if unknown, list 3 suspects):____________________________________ Mamma:___________________________________ Neck Shade:_________Light Red _________Medium Red __________Dark Red Number of teeth exposed in full grin: Upper_______ Lower________ Name of Pickup owned:________________________ Height of Truck________________ Truck equipped with: Gun Rack ______4-Wheel Drive ______Confederate Flag _______ Cassette Deck ______Load of Wood ______Hijacker Shocks _______Radar Detector ______ Mag Wheels ______Dual CB Antennas _______Spittoon ______Camper Top ______ Air Horns _______Mud Flaps ______Toothpick Holder ______Mug-Grip Tires _______ Racoon Hide ______Big Dog Number of empty beer cans on floorboard or in bed of pickup:_________ BUMPER STICKERS: Eat More Possum _____My other car is a piece of ** too _____Honk if you're horny _____ If you ain't a cowboy you ain't _____Redman Chewing Tobacco _____Wave if you're horny ___ Define the following (must be 90% correct): 1. Grits 6. Sawmill Gravy 11. Cobbler 16. Tater 2. Goobers 7. Turnip Salad 12. Fatback 17. Pig Skins ?. Pinto Beans 8. **-on-a-Shingle 13. Tote 18. Okrie 4. Collards 9. Redeye Gravy 14. Chickin' Fry 19. Shonuf ?. Sidemeat 10.Soppin' Syrup 15. Poke 20. Chitlins Favorite Vocalist: Reba McEntire ____Conway Twitty ____Loretta Lynn ____Hank Williams Jr. ____Randy Travis ____Ray Wylie Hubbard ____Tammy Wynette ____Slim Whitman ____Porter Wagoner ____Willie Nelson ____George Jones ____Box Car Willie Favorite Recreation Square Dancin' ____Possum Huntin' ____Skinny Dippin' ____Craw Daddin' ____Gospel Singin'____ 4-Wheelin' ____Drankin' ____Spittin' Backy ____Bill Chip Throwin' ____Honky Tonkin' ____ Noodlin' ____Other Name of son(s): Bubba _______Jim Bob _______LeeRoy ______J.D. Name of Daughter(s): PammySue ______Violet ______Paulette _____Daisy Weapons owned: _____Deer Rifle _____Sawed-off Shotgun _____Varmit Rifle _____Log Cabin _____Tire Iron _____Power Chain Saw _____Pick Handle _____Hick'ry Switch Number of Dogs:_____ Type:_____Blue Tick ______Black & Tan _______Beagle _______Bird Dawg > Cap Emblem: _____John Deer _____McCullock Chain Saws _____Budweiser _____Vo-Tech _____Skoal _____Coors _____NAPA _____Smile If You're Not Wearing Underwear Number of Dependants: _______Legal _______Claimed Number of Weeks Unemployed:__________ Number of Welfare Checks Received:_________ Memberships: KKK ___NRA ___Moose ___PTL Club ___AA ___Bass Club ___VFW ___Quiltin' Bee ___American Legion ___ United Sons and Daughters of the Confederacy ___John Birch Society Length of Right Leg:__________ Length of Left Leg:___________ Does your truck contain some part painted the official state color of Primer Red?Yes ___No___ How many cars do you have jacked up on blocks in your front yard?__________ How many kitchen appliances will you keep on your front porch?__________ Will you wear mostly double-knit polyester pants with snags?________ Do you own any shoes? _____Yes _____No If yes, how many?_________ What year did you last purchase shoes?_________ Are you married to any of the following: _______Sister _______Cousin ________Sow Do you know her name? _____________ Does your wife weigh more than your pickup?_________ Can you sign your name and get the spelling right every time?___________ Have you ever stayed sober for a whole weekend?__________ If so, why?_______________________________________________________________ Can you count: Past 10 with your shoes on?___________________ To 21 with your fly up?_________________ Do you know any words that have more than 4 letters?______________ Have you ever had more than one bath in a week?_______________ Medical Information: Do you have at least two of the following: BO ____Crabs ____Head Lice _____Rabies ____Trench Mouth _____Runny Nose _____Bad Breath ____Chafing IF YOUR APPLICATION IS TURNED DOWN, YOU MAY BE STILL QUALIFY TO ATTEND AUBURN UNIVERSITY. THEIR STANDARDS ARE SLIGHTLY LOWER. Ya'll Come Back Now, Ya hear?

markc48 Joined Wed 05/07/08 Posts: 5536	Mon 11/03/08 08:36 PM
When I was going to florda. I seen two rednecks giving a hippie a hair cut with a butcher knife on the highway. And I got some real bad looks in tennesee.

burton425 Joined Sat 06/28/08 Posts: 123	Mon 11/03/08 08:37 PM
im a redneck ha grew up in wyoming! love it! yeehaa.

quiet_2008 Joined Sat 08/30/08 Posts: 11138	Mon 11/03/08 08:38 PM
When I was going to florda. I seen two rednecks giving a hippie a hair cut with a butcher knife on the highway. And I got some real bad looks in tennesee. all the rednecks I know would just call em assholes