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i have many riddles
the fist one is a man walks in to a bar he asks the bartender for a glass of water. the bartender pull out a gun but dose not shot. the man who asked for the glass of water says thank you and leaves why? |
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Could you rewrite that with some puncuation? I think I understand what your trying to say. Just not 100% sure.
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A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of water. The bartender pulls out a gun but he does not shoot. The guy that asked for the water says thank you and then he leaves the bar.Why?
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he cured his hiccups
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What can go up the chimney down, but not down the chimney up?
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What can go up the chimney down, but not down the chimney up? An umbrella |
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What can go up the chimney down, but not down the chimney up? An umbrella Yep! |
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Post some more, Max!
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I am the beginning of sorrow and the end of sickness. You cannot express happiness without me yet I am in the midst of crosses. I am always in risk yet never in danger. You may find me in the sun but I am never out of darkness.
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the letter "s"
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the letter "s" Wow. Fran - you turn me on |
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What gets wet as it dries?
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What gets wet as it dries? A towel |
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Edited by
jtip1977
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Mon 11/03/08 02:16 PM
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A hundred feet in the air but it's back is on the ground. What is it?
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the letter "s" Wow. Fran - you turn me on Tell me more, tell me more Was it love at first sight? Tell me more, tell me more Did she put up a fight? |
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A hundred feet in the air but it's back is on the ground. What is it? AGGGG! This is killing me (and I refuse to google it, that's low) |
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a man leaves home. he takes 3 left turns. he cames back home greeted by two guys in masks. who are they?
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a man leaves home. he takes 3 left turns. he cames back home greeted by two guys in masks. who are they? Ouch......hmmm. This one is tough |
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if want the answer it is catcher and umpire
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You gonna put me out of my misery, jtip?
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