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I am....the edge, HA HA HA HA!!
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I am....the edge, HA HA HA HA!!  I can feel the blade
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Edited by
TelephoneMan
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Sat 11/22/08 02:36 PM
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Don't you dare leave our edgy thread .. and I DO think the university swat team is edgy as hell. Hmmmmmmmm is hell edgy? 
These criminals are going to freak when I actually DO show up in my Batman outfit.... just gotta have Alfred make the groin area a bit bigger.... LOL Being Batman on Friday and Saturday nights isn't for everyone, but somebody's gotta stand up to these idiots... there aren't enough cops on the street... College kids have been shot... girls have been sexually assaulted... kids have been robbed at gun point, then beat up for sport even after handing over their wallets... there's been at least one car jacking at gun point... several of the local businesses surrounding the campus have been victims of armed robbery... I do not fear these criminal scum... So I contacted the Guardian Angels, and they sent a trainer and three other red beret wearing folks and we started up a chapter right here... Martial arts training is free to anyone who wants to volunteer... as is legal training on making citizen arrests and detaining criminals until the police show up... we carry hand cuffs, but no weapons, not even mace or pepper spray... Its open to men or women... kids, old folks... anyone who wants to get involved... the Guardian Angels also have a school program (we're getting there... down the road...) and other community awareness programs. Out latest little patrol, we took a stroll through the trashed-out section of public housing in town. People laying in the streets... boards on 80-90% of every house's windows... met teens, adults, handed out business cards and brochures for recruiting... the public here already know about the Guardian Angels... really didn't have to tell them who we were... There are a couple of crack-corners we are going to concentrate on... if we hang out there, the buyers think the dealers have snitched out... so just our presence there, talking to the dealers on purpose... cuts down the crime... they can't deal dope when there are folks standing there looking like cops, dressed in red berets... It gets edgy... but that's why we don't go out alone... travel in formation when patrolling... carry cell phones, cell phones have cameras... see something going down, take a pic, and send it to the cops... then deal with whatever it is, call 9-11... hopefully help make an arrest... see these guys behind bars where they belong... Batman..... ... in real life.... ... that's me..... Not about to change the costume.... |
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I am....the edge, HA HA HA HA!! I can feel the blade
Lol...nah, thats not what your feeling. |
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I am....the edge, HA HA HA HA!! I can feel the blade
Lol...nah, thats not what your feeling. 
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I am just the guy who lives under the rocks
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Don't you dare leave our edgy thread .. and I DO think the university swat team is edgy as hell. Hmmmmmmmm is hell edgy?
These criminals are going to freak when I actually DO show up in my Batman outfit.... just gotta have Alfred make the groin area a bit bigger.... LOL Being Batman on Friday and Saturday nights isn't for everyone, but somebody's gotta stand up to these idiots... there aren't enough cops on the street... College kids have been shot... girls have been sexually assaulted... kids have been robbed at gun point, then beat up for sport even after handing over their wallets... there's been at least one car jacking at gun point... several of the local businesses surrounding the campus have been victims of armed robbery... I do not fear these criminal scum... So I contacted the Guardian Angels, and they sent a trainer and three other red beret wearing folks and we started up a chapter right here... Martial arts training is free to anyone who wants to volunteer... as is legal training on making citizen arrests and detaining criminals until the police show up... we carry hand cuffs, but no weapons, not even mace or pepper spray... Its open to men or women... kids, old folks... anyone who wants to get involved... the Guardian Angels also have a school program (we're getting there... down the road...) and other community awareness programs. Out latest little patrol, we took a stroll through the trashed-out section of public housing in town. People laying in the streets... boards on 80-90% of every house's windows... met teens, adults, handed out business cards and brochures for recruiting... the public here already know about the Guardian Angels... really didn't have to tell them who we were... There are a couple of crack-corners we are going to concentrate on... if we hang out there, the buyers think the dealers have snitched out... so just our presence there, talking to the dealers on purpose... cuts down the crime... they can't deal dope when there are folks standing there looking like cops, dressed in red berets... It gets edgy... but that's why we don't go out alone... travel in formation when patrolling... carry cell phones, cell phones have cameras... see something going down, take a pic, and send it to the cops... then deal with whatever it is, call 9-11... hopefully help make an arrest... see these guys behind bars where they belong... Batman..... ... in real life.... ... that's me..... Not about to change the costume.... Jim this sounds outstanding .. and you know it will work. People just stopped getting involved against crime because of lawsuits and BS like that .. You GO DUDE!!!!!!!!!!! |
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I am just the guy who lives under the rocks  Does it get a bit dark under there? (( Jason ))
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I am just the guy who lives under the rocks Does it get a bit dark under there? (( Jason ))
(((((black))))sure does |
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Don't you dare leave our edgy thread .. and I DO think the university swat team is edgy as hell. Hmmmmmmmm is hell edgy?
These criminals are going to freak when I actually DO show up in my Batman outfit.... just gotta have Alfred make the groin area a bit bigger.... LOL Being Batman on Friday and Saturday nights isn't for everyone, but somebody's gotta stand up to these idiots... there aren't enough cops on the street... College kids have been shot... girls have been sexually assaulted... kids have been robbed at gun point, then beat up for sport even after handing over their wallets... there's been at least one car jacking at gun point... several of the local businesses surrounding the campus have been victims of armed robbery... I do not fear these criminal scum... So I contacted the Guardian Angels, and they sent a trainer and three other red beret wearing folks and we started up a chapter right here... Martial arts training is free to anyone who wants to volunteer... as is legal training on making citizen arrests and detaining criminals until the police show up... we carry hand cuffs, but no weapons, not even mace or pepper spray... Its open to men or women... kids, old folks... anyone who wants to get involved... the Guardian Angels also have a school program (we're getting there... down the road...) and other community awareness programs. Out latest little patrol, we took a stroll through the trashed-out section of public housing in town. People laying in the streets... boards on 80-90% of every house's windows... met teens, adults, handed out business cards and brochures for recruiting... the public here already know about the Guardian Angels... really didn't have to tell them who we were... There are a couple of crack-corners we are going to concentrate on... if we hang out there, the buyers think the dealers have snitched out... so just our presence there, talking to the dealers on purpose... cuts down the crime... they can't deal dope when there are folks standing there looking like cops, dressed in red berets... It gets edgy... but that's why we don't go out alone... travel in formation when patrolling... carry cell phones, cell phones have cameras... see something going down, take a pic, and send it to the cops... then deal with whatever it is, call 9-11... hopefully help make an arrest... see these guys behind bars where they belong... Batman..... ... in real life.... ... that's me..... Not about to change the costume.... Jim this sounds outstanding .. and you know it will work. People just stopped getting involved against crime because of lawsuits and BS like that .. You GO DUDE!!!!!!!!!!! I'm still hoping for a cool Batmobile... lol... |
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Edgy guys.
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Rudolf the red nosed reindeer
had a very shiny nose and if you ever saw it you would even say it glows.... No...Rudy wasn't a special reindeer.....they thought he was because the "phenomonon" with his nose occured before they realized he was just really coked out.... It was coke he was snortin'....not the snow...lol I just had to make up something goofy... attention seeking again I guess...lol |
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Edited by
lovemeifyoucan26
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Sat 11/22/08 05:42 PM
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These criminals are going to freak when I actually DO show up in my Batman outfit.... just gotta have Alfred make the groin area a bit bigger.... LOL So you can have somewhere to hide your Zebra cakes?...lol |
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Rudolf the red nosed reindeer had a very shiny nose and if you ever saw it you would even say it glows.... No...Rudy wasn't a special reindeer.....they thought he was because the "phenomenon" with his nose occurred before they realized he was just really coked out.... It was coke he was snortin'....not the snow...lol I just had to make up something goofy... attention seeking again I guess...lol Nawwwwwwwwwww... everybody knows Rudolph got his red nose by hittin' snorts of Santa's magical egg nog.... had some of that elf stuff in it... |
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Rudolf the red nosed reindeer had a very shiny nose and if you ever saw it you would even say it glows.... No...Rudy wasn't a special reindeer.....they thought he was because the "phenomenon" with his nose occurred before they realized he was just really coked out.... It was coke he was snortin'....not the snow...lol I just had to make up something goofy... attention seeking again I guess...lol Nawwwwwwwwwww... everybody knows Rudolph got his red nose by hittin' snorts of Santa's magical egg nog.... had some of that elf stuff in it... the secret ingredient in the elf stuff was coke...lol |
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Rudolf the red nosed reindeer had a very shiny nose and if you ever saw it you would even say it glows.... No...Rudy wasn't a special reindeer.....they thought he was because the "phenomenon" with his nose occurred before they realized he was just really coked out.... It was coke he was snortin'....not the snow...lol I just had to make up something goofy... attention seeking again I guess...lol Nawwwwwwwwwww... everybody knows Rudolph got his red nose by hittin' snorts of Santa's magical egg nog.... had some of that elf stuff in it... the secret ingredient in the elf stuff was coke...lol Coke is too mainstream for Santa... he's an Earthen dude... it was definitely magic mushrooms... |
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Edited by
TelephoneMan
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Sat 11/22/08 05:55 PM
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That's how he got the reindeer to fly, of course...
Ground up a bunch of these into their egg nog: 
Besides, every body knows Santa has a Pepsi endorsement, he doesn't do coke... |
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That's how he got the reindeer to fly, of course... that was a mix of coke, acid and shrooms... |
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That's how he got the reindeer to fly, of course... Ground up a bunch of these into their egg nog:
Besides, every body knows Santa has a Pepsi endorsement, he doesn't do coke... OK....opium...lol |
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Edited by
TelephoneMan
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Sat 11/22/08 08:15 PM
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The whole "Santa" thing... and an anagram (word jumble puzzle) for the word "Satan" and .. another dude in a red suit, who's story gets your eyes of off the virgin birth of Christ and the whole reason for the season...
... and let's teach this to our kids so they believe it until they figure the truth out for themselves... pretty strange holdiay, to say the least. I stopped celebrating Christmas about 6 years ago... |
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