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Topic: What a Perfect Woman Says...
scoundrel Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 5960	Sat 11/01/08 05:26 AM
The Perfect Woman would say: 1) I'll swallow it all . . . I love the taste. 2) Are you sure you've had enough to drink? 3) I'm bored. Let's shave my ***! 4) God..if I don't get to blow you soon, I swear I'm gonna bust! 5) I know it's a lot tighter back there but would you please try again? 6) You're so sexy when you're hung over. 7) I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping. 8) Let's subscribe to Hustler. 9) Would you like to watch me go down on my girlfriend? 10) Say, let's go down to the mall so you can check out women's asses. 11) I'll be out painting the house. 12) Honey..our new neighbor's daughter is sunbathing again, come see! 13) I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house. 14) No, No, I'll take the car to have the oil changed. 15) Your mother did a great job raising you. 16) Do me a favor, forget the stupid Valentine's day. 17) Shouldn't you be down at the bar with your buddies? 18) Not the **ing mall again, come on let's go to that new strip joint! 19) That was a great fart! Do another one! 20) I signed up for yoga so I can get my ankles behind my head for ya. 21) Oh come on, what do ya say we get a good porno movie, a few joints, a case of beer and have my friend Tawnee over for a threesome?

OneMoreTimeAround Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 3649	Sat 11/01/08 05:43 AM Edited by OneMoreTimeAround on Sat 11/01/08 05:44 AM
More reasons why I'll never be the perfect woman.

scoundrel Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 5960	Sat 11/01/08 05:50 AM
More reasons?? There's others??

OneMoreTimeAround Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 3649	Sat 11/01/08 05:59 AM
More reasons?? There's others?? yes scoundrel, I've been told there are others, quite frankly, I differ with them...but what can I say?

ljcc1964 Joined Fri 10/19/07 Posts: 8298	Sat 11/01/08 05:59 AM
Define "perfect".

OneMoreTimeAround Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 3649	Sat 11/01/08 06:00 AM
Define "perfect". he just did.

markc48 Joined Wed 05/07/08 Posts: 5536	Sat 11/01/08 06:35 AM
I hope they think its a joke. But you might just as well deactivate now.

scoundrel Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 5960	Sat 11/01/08 06:39 AM
If anyone supposes that I think this way...then they don't know me.

OneMoreTimeAround Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 3649	Sat 11/01/08 06:42 AM Edited by OneMoreTimeAround on Sat 11/01/08 06:43 AM
I thought it was funny...but then we all know how some people don't have a sense of humor. So, scoundrel...I wish you well! Some won't even notice that this was put in the jokes category!

JUPITER69 Joined Fri 02/08/08 Posts: 65	Sun 11/02/08 04:23 PM
thats some funny chit right there, i don't caur who ya are

sarahhbear Joined Sat 11/01/08 Posts: 30	Sun 11/02/08 09:28 PM
Your mother did a great job raising you.

Trainhoppinbetty Joined Mon 10/27/08 Posts: 24	Mon 11/03/08 04:49 AM
The Perfect Woman would say: 2) Are you sure you've had enough to drink? 5) I know it's a lot tighter back there but would you please try again? 6) You're so sexy when you're hung over. 7) I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping. 8) Let's subscribe to Hustler. 11) I'll be out painting the house. 12) Honey..our new neighbor's daughter is sunbathing again, come see! 13) I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house. 15) Your mother did a great job raising you. 16) Do me a favor, forget the stupid Valentine's day. 17) Shouldn't you be down at the bar with your buddies? 18) Not the ****ing mall again, come on let's go to that new strip joint! 19) That was a great fart! Do another one! Well, I've got these covered. Now I just need a fella to tell 'em to!!

michiganman3 Joined Mon 10/29/07 Posts: 14521	Mon 11/03/08 06:55 AM
Bah, a perfect woman would just do it and NOT say a word. Now thats perfect.LOL

OneMoreTimeAround Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 3649	Mon 11/03/08 10:15 AM
Bah, a perfect woman would just do it and NOT say a word. Now thats perfect.LOL MM..you're hallucinating again!