A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, right up to
the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes and said, "I would like to
buy some cyanide".

The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need Cyanide?" The lady
replied, "I need it to poison my husband." The pharmacist's eyes got
big and he exclaimed, "I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband!
That's against the law! I'd lose my license! They'll throw both of us
in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You
CANNOT have any cyanide!"

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband
in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture
and replied:

"Well now, that's different. You didn't tell me you had a
prescription."

Hey, I think I worked in that
pharmacy!