In Lebanon , men are legally allow! ed to have with animals, but the animals must be female. Having ual relations with a male animal is punishable by .

(Like THAT makes sense.)


In Bahrain , a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.

(Do they look different Reversed?)




Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.

(A brick??)



The penalty for ion in Indonesia is decapitation.

(Much worse than "going blind!")



There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having for the first time


Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly for virgins to marry.

(Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the
world that even comes close to this?)



In Hong Kong , a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her erous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.

(Ah! Justice!)



saleswomen are legal in Liverpool , England - but only in tropical fish stores.

(But of course!)



In Cali , Colombia , a woman may only have with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.

(Makes one shudder at the thought.)



In Santa Cruz , Bolivia , it is illegal for a man to have with a woman and her daughter at the same time.


(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)



In Maryland , it is illegal to sell s from vending machines with one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises."


(Is this a great country or what? Well . . . not as great as Guam !)



Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

(Who volunteers for this stuff?)



Humans and dolphins are the only species that have for pleasure.

(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)



The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.


(I know some people like that, too.)


!
And, the best for last

Turtles can breathe through their .

(And I thought I had bad breath in the morning!)