I have the power to channel my imagination into ever-soaring levels of suspicion and paranoia.

I will assume full responsibility for my actions, except the ones that are someone else's fault.

I will no longer need to punish, deceive, or compromise myself. Unless of course, I want to stay employedDoes my self-pity get to you or should I move up to incessant nagging?

Today I will gladly share my experience and advise, for there are no sweeter words than
"I told you so."

False hope is nicer than no hope at all.

A good scapegoat is nearly as welcome as a solution to the problem.

Just for today, I will not sit in my living room all day watching TV. Instead I will move the TV into the
bedroom.

Who can I blame for my own problems? Give me just a minute....I'll find someone.

I will find humor in my everyday life by looking for people I can laugh at.

The next time opportunity knocks on my door, I will pretend I am not in.

To have a successful relationship I will learn to make it look like I'm giving as much as I'm getting.