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A lady was walking her dog down her street one day and noticed a lovely
tomato garden. The man who owned it was out working in it so she decided she would ask "How do you get your tomatos so red?" he replied "Oh I dont think you really want to know." Her:"Of course I do!" Him:"Ummm I dont know" Her:"Ok I'll come back tomorrow." so she came back the next day around the same time and sure enough he was there in his garden. Her:"I would really like to know." she said Him:"Are you positive." he said Her:"Yes, anything please." Him:"Ok...I moon them." Her:"Sound strange but I think I'll try it." She came back a few weeks later and the man asked her how her tomatos were doing and she said "Well the tomatos are not much different but my cucumbers are enormous." |
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that's good one thank for the laugh
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*stands and takes a bow*
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