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awolf1010 Joined Sun 03/30/08 Posts: 7251	Mon 10/27/08 05:57 PM
a girl goes into a store and tells the cashier " I want the barbie that comes with a G.I. Joe" the ladys says" barbie comes with ken not gi joe" the girl says" Barbie fakes it with ken, she comes with GI JOE!!!"

itsmetina Joined Sun 12/09/07 Posts: 18944	Mon 10/27/08 05:58 PM


tanyaann Joined Mon 12/03/07 Posts: 32220	Mon 10/27/08 05:59 PM
a girl goes into a store and tells the cashier " I want the barbie that comes with a G.I. Joe" the ladys says" barbie comes with ken not gi joe" the girl says" Barbie fakes it with ken, she comes with GI JOE!!!"

awolf1010 Joined Sun 03/30/08 Posts: 7251	Mon 10/27/08 06:04 PM
little johnny goes to school and the teacher says"today were going to learn multi syllable words,class. does anyone have an example?" johnny says,"Mas-Ter-Bate." the teacher smiles and says" Wow Johnny thats a mouthful." little johnny says no......your thinking of a blowjob!!!"

tanyaann Joined Mon 12/03/07 Posts: 32220	Mon 10/27/08 06:08 PM


itsmetina Joined Sun 12/09/07 Posts: 18944	Mon 10/27/08 06:10 PM
I think these jokes would be hilarious after a few drinks

IMAGR81 Joined Mon 08/18/08 Posts: 1443	Mon 10/27/08 06:51 PM
What did one condom say to the other when passing an alternative lifestyle bar? Lets go in and get sh*t faced.

itsmetina Joined Sun 12/09/07 Posts: 18944	Mon 10/27/08 06:54 PM
more more more

Engraven_Image Joined Fri 01/25/08 Posts: 7798	Mon 10/27/08 07:10 PM
A grandfather and his grandson went fishing. The grandfather pulled out a ciggarette and started smoking it. The grandson, asked if he could have one. The grandfather replied, "Does your pen!s reach your butthole?" The grandson uttered, no with an embarassing look upon his face. Next, the grandfather pulled out a beer and popped the top. The grandson asked if he could have one and the grandfather just replied "Does your pen!s reach your butthole?" "No, grandpa" the grandson answered. "Well, sorry" replied the grandfather, "I guess you can't have one." Later, the grandfather pulled out some chew, and stuck it between his cheek. The grandson said "Oh please, I want some of that stuff." The grandfather asked the grandson again "Well, does your pen!s reach your butthole?" The grandson with a sigh answered again "Heck no." And the grandfather replied with a chuckle, "Sorry son, I guess you can't have any." After a few hours went by, the grandson pulled out some of grandma's home baked cookies. The grandfather hurried to say, "Oh sh!t boy, give me some of those. You know how your grandmother won't let me sneak even a single one." After a short pause, the grandson replied "Well, does your pen!s reach your butthole papa?" ...The grandfather quickly replied "SURE DOES!" ...The grandson looked at his grandfather and with a smile replied "That's good, go f@ck yourself!"

Engraven_Image Joined Fri 01/25/08 Posts: 7798	Mon 10/27/08 07:30 PM
Now, entertain me!

countrybelle6471 Joined Fri 06/15/07 Posts: 3150	Mon 10/27/08 07:38 PM
ok if barbie is sooo popular ..then why do you have to buy all her friends?

Engraven_Image Joined Fri 01/25/08 Posts: 7798	Mon 10/27/08 07:41 PM
ok if barbie is sooo popular ..then why do you have to buy all her friends? Because an orgy is never complete until you have the GI JOE that she comes with!

itsmetina Joined Sun 12/09/07 Posts: 18944	Mon 10/27/08 07:41 PM
Now, entertain me! it's my bday you entertain me

Engraven_Image Joined Fri 01/25/08 Posts: 7798	Mon 10/27/08 07:55 PM
Now, entertain me! it's my bday you entertain me How many cakes can a man jump out of in one day?