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I DUNNO..SEEMS PRETTY NEW HERE AND ITS A NEW CAR..SORRY DUFFY...LATER?
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hey nascar cutie....whatever. bye.
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No sorry. It would be scary if I even owned a car considering I do not
have my license....lol. |
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But how about my son's tricycle?
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GEEEEEEEESH! BITE MY HEAD OFF THERE DUFFY!!
MERELY SAID NO TIL I GOT TO KNOW YOU...NOW ITS NO FOREVER!!! STICKS OUT HER TONGUE.YOU WENT AND MADE ME MAD!!! DAYYYYYYYUM 
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OH YEAH.............................BYE!!
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WHISPER.............I HAVE A COOL MOUNTAIN BIKE ILL LEND YA!!
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Will loan you dad's van but it has issues too, the left turn signal only
works when it wants to, but it would be roomier for the llama, and I don't care if the llama spits in it or not. Just as long as I don't have to clean up the gobs of goo. |
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No way jose... nobody drives my wheels but ME.
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No offense Marie! LOL.
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I gave him a copy of Llama Etiquette For Dummies and he's up to chapter
12, so maybe he will stop the spitting. If I can get him to give up the Skoal and try the nicotine gum, that might help....! |
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They have nicotine lollipops now too, and understand they come in citrus
flavors, he may like those. Or could try Tootsie Roll Pops, how many licks does it take to get to the middle???? And would even throw in a diaper, only I would not change it when you were done, have changed the grandkids, but llamas, PASS. |
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But if you get the llama to stop spitting then what am I supposed to use
for my hair? |
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Yeah, there's nothing quite like that first look at a freshly undiapered
llama butt....!! Whisper, I'll go to Meijer and get you some of their special "Orangutan Leftovers" shampoo. They say that stuff is fabulous. |
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We would let him spit just for you, just not while he is in my car or
around my hair. I have this anti-llama spit thing about my hair. Some old hang up I picked up somewhere along the line. |
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Oh I see how it is. I am no longer worth the llama spit. I have down
graded to "leftover"! |
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depends which car?
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Marie, I remember that from high school, a lot of the girls were
absolutely fanatical about not letting the llama spit in their hair. It was a real problem for the cheerleaders, especially, since the llama was the mascot and had to be at the top of that weird pyramid thing they do. |
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OK, Whisper, we will just have to hope that he can tell you and Marie
apart, or I am pretty sure I will get thrashed with my own paramecium! |
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No, it's OK I see where we stand now
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