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Topic: You know your'e in a cult when....
tngxl65 Joined Sat 01/12/08 Posts: 6189	Sun 10/26/08 09:25 PM
You might be about to join a cult if they ask "how many people know you're here?" and they write down their names.

Jeanniebean Joined Wed 01/30/08 Posts: 40028	Sun 10/26/08 09:28 PM
You might be about to join a cult if they ask "how many people know you're here?" and they write down their names. OMG too funny LOL

tngxl65 Joined Sat 01/12/08 Posts: 6189	Sun 10/26/08 09:46 PM
You might be in a cult if all the children are half siblings.

MirrorMirror Joined Fri 10/26/07 Posts: 89680	Sun 10/26/08 09:51 PM
You might be in a cult if all the children are half siblings.

tribo Joined Mon 05/12/08 Posts: 5577	Sun 10/26/08 10:04 PM
you may want to be a cultist if your dream vacation is in Waco texas

tribo Joined Mon 05/12/08 Posts: 5577	Sun 10/26/08 10:05 PM
your already a cultist if you voted republican

tribo Joined Mon 05/12/08 Posts: 5577	Sun 10/26/08 10:06 PM
you may have fantasies of being a cultist if you listen to helter skelter

tribo Joined Mon 05/12/08 Posts: 5577	Sun 10/26/08 10:08 PM
your definitely a cultist if your writing Charlie love letters

Jeanniebean Joined Wed 01/30/08 Posts: 40028	Mon 10/27/08 08:50 AM
You might be involved with a cult if you discover the spiritual retreat they take you to is surrounded by a tall electric fence with barbed wire to "keep the FBI out."

splendidlife Joined Fri 03/21/08 Posts: 1171	Mon 10/27/08 09:28 AM Edited by splendidlife on Mon 10/27/08 09:30 AM
You know you're in a cult when, as part of your indoctrination, you receive one standard black jogging suit, one pair of Nike running shoes and a copy of The Hitchhiker's Guide to Jumping Comets.

splendidlife Joined Fri 03/21/08 Posts: 1171	Mon 10/27/08 09:59 AM Edited by splendidlife on Mon 10/27/08 10:11 AM
You know you're in a cult when, as you're moving toward the "Light", you look back at your former physical self and kick yourself for not remembering those damned adult diapers.

Jeanniebean Joined Wed 01/30/08 Posts: 40028	Mon 10/27/08 10:07 AM
You might be involved in a cult when you discover your newest recruit is wearing a wire.

Jeanniebean Joined Wed 01/30/08 Posts: 40028	Mon 10/27/08 10:08 AM
You know you are involved in a cult when you have to take a blue pill in order to see God.

splendidlife Joined Fri 03/21/08 Posts: 1171	Mon 10/27/08 01:12 PM Edited by splendidlife on Mon 10/27/08 01:15 PM
You know you're in a cult when you got your night to "be with" your "husband" / "guru" confused with your mother's... ...only to be shocked to discover that momma's got some majorly bizzare tricks up her sleave to gain favor (ones you could NEVER have even imagined). D'oh!

MirrorMirror Joined Fri 10/26/07 Posts: 89680	Mon 10/27/08 01:56 PM
your already a cultist if you voted republican

tngxl65 Joined Sat 01/12/08 Posts: 6189	Mon 10/27/08 04:42 PM
If every time you express an idea you get sent to the basement for a week of "re-programming", you might be in a cult.

tribo Joined Mon 05/12/08 Posts: 5577	Mon 10/27/08 07:20 PM
you know your in a cult if your leaders name is BUSH - or he's from texas.

tribo Joined Mon 05/12/08 Posts: 5577	Mon 10/27/08 07:24 PM
you know your in a cult if it's clasified a non-prophet orginazation.

tribo Joined Mon 05/12/08 Posts: 5577	Mon 10/27/08 07:27 PM
you know your in a cult if your denied sex with your own wife - but anyone else's is OK.

tribo Joined Mon 05/12/08 Posts: 5577	Mon 10/27/08 07:29 PM
you know your in a cult if your oracle's name is Ophra.