I found this on a guy's profile from a different site



MEN ACCORDING TO WOMEN

1. Nice men are ugly.
2. Handsome men are not nice.
3. Men who are both nice and handsome are gay.
4. Men who are handsome, nice, and heterosexual are married.
5. Men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.
6. Men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.
7. Handsome men without money are after our money.
8. Handsome men, who are not so nice and are somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are
beautiful enough.
9. Men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and somewhat handsome, and have money, are cowards.
10. Men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are
heterosexual,are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!!
11. Men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.

AND THEY SAY WOMEN ARE HARD TO UNDERSTAND!!!!!

that'll teach you haha

don't try to figure us out

now go bake me a pie

Whats there to understand....its all laid out right there for ya.

Theres no such thing as a perfect man, lol.

Easy enough .. no wonder women are kissing women at an alarmingly increasing rate

That is to the point and its the truth.

Where's the part about we spend all of our time in the garage

Kissing other women? Oh such a gross out! No way baby, not me.

i dunno... i didn't write it.

so then according to that then most of the men on here are 1,2,3,and 5

Wow!! I agree 100%

I've got very little money. So I guess i fit in #5 lol

Yay!!.....we are so complex....and we suck at bills.

I've learned so much about myself