I know a couple of people that are looking for work so I thought I would help them out by posting a few job ads. Please note that these are in fact REAL jobs. So if you have any jobs you would like to post to help out, please feel free to do so.


Killer Bee Hunter. Your mission: Track down Africanized "killer" bees, which are migrating north from Central America, and destroy them before they can take up residence in North America

Chicken Shooter. Fire dead out of a cannon at aircraft to see what kind of damage occurs.

Mother Repairer. It is not what you think. It actually entails repairing metal phonograph record "mothers" (the master from which records are pressed by removing dirt and nickel particles from the grooves.

Anthem Man. A unique profession: King Alfonso of Spain was tone deaf...he employed one man whose job was to alert him when the Spanish national anthem was playing (so he would know when to salute).

Worm Collector. Get ready to crawl through grass at night with a flashlight, to catch the best worms for fishing. Tip: Grab them in the middle to avoid bruising.

Weed Farmer. If you like gardening, here's a change of pace: grow weeds...then sell them to chemical companies for herbicide research.

Pig Manure Sniffer. Workers try to recognize chemical makers in manure so researchers can determine which foods make pig manure so foul-smelling. Women only, because estrogen increase sensitivity to smell.

Animal Chauffeur. We've only heard of one--a guy named Stephen May. His "limousine" is equipped with, among other things: a blanketed floor, eight-inch color television, stereo speakers, and silk flowers.

Flush Tester. A gold star from Uncle John to the gallant professionals who test toilet-bowl standards by trying to flush rags down various toilets.

Armpit Sniffer. Enough said.

<--------Shyt Plant Operator.

Pooper scooper uppers.

There is actually a guy that lives down the street from me, that does that. He has his own van.

I will take Anthem Man, Weed Farmer...and ok....Worm Collector....those should hold me for awhile and my apps are on the way Whisper

ohhhhhhhhhhhh...VAN? Wouldn't a truck be more sufficient....oh...oh

There is work doing that. They do it in my area too.

I just can't imagine doing that.

my neighbor does hardwood floors lol he lives on a incline i cant tell you how many times hes lost flooring out the back of his vans lol

what about the women who get paid for doing blow work...i seen it on tv,their heads do a lot of bobbing in the front and back seat of vehicles are they polishing the knobs in the car or something?

Yes they are polishing the knobs

I got 5 bucks.

thanks for clearing that up for me

Me neither, and like Ms. Kim pointed out, NOT with a van .

this is when people have damn way too much money

Cause you know no matter how much men talk about knowing EVERYTHING there is to know about cars, they STILL need help on that polishing part

Hey whisper,,,very cute post....lol

When I was in college, there was a IQ test given in a class. One girl was best fitted to be a crab Catcher, lol and I never really thought that a means of employment,lol.
OH, I was best to be a (believe this) a Author,
lecturer, or Rabi, and I'm not even Jewish,lol.

Yea? And what you think that is going to get your knobs polished? Huh?

Well have you ever thought of converting?
And I guess crabs have to come from some where eh?


So how have you been Terry?

Just the tip...

Sorry no trial runs.