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Sounds good, a trained ostrich, maybe it can train the llama, that would be good.
One MAJOR RULE I have though is -- NO LLAMA SPIT IN MY HAIR --- OKAY????? |
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Gotta agree with you on the sucky weeks, my job really sucked this week. Glad I don't drink or I would be doing that right now.
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If there was a book of world records for the week or month that sucked the most, this one would make it in the book. That and I want to stalk Lex, AND he wont be 879,000 miles away. I think once you get within 879,000 miles, you won't be able to see me. I think that's how the laws of physics work in this universe now. You'll forget that I ever existed. I could throw three dozen jumbo shrimp at you, and you won't notice. |
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Maybe we should get like one of those guards like they have at salad carts for the Llama! Cause I do not want llama spit in my hair.
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Sounds good, a trained ostrich, maybe it can train the llama, that would be good. One MAJOR RULE I have though is -- NO LLAMA SPIT IN MY HAIR --- OKAY????? We may have to get Whisper and her caulking gun and duct tape. That usually fixes any llama. |
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That's not true Lex, cause I see you even when I sleep babe. hehehehe
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Sounds good, a trained ostrich, maybe it can train the llama, that would be good. One MAJOR RULE I have though is -- NO LLAMA SPIT IN MY HAIR --- OKAY????? You can't teach an old llama new tricks, that's what I always say. Maybe I'll leave the llama. It sounded much better before the diaper thing. |
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Sounds good, a trained ostrich, maybe it can train the llama, that would be good. One MAJOR RULE I have though is -- NO LLAMA SPIT IN MY HAIR --- OKAY????? You can't teach an old llama new tricks, that's what I always say. Maybe I'll leave the llama. It sounded much better before the diaper thing. No guts, no glory. Heck, the ostrich will be lonely, who will it have to chase around the bus then??? |
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That's not true Lex, cause I see you even when I sleep babe. hehehehe I think that's called a "nightmare." |
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Ok. The llama gets to come, but with a muzzle, a spit guard, and diapers. And I'm bringing Twister. Not for the llama.
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while yall out doing all this riding and eating junk come by GA and get me....
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Ok. The llama gets to come, but with a muzzle, a spit guard, and diapers. And I'm bringing Twister. Not for the llama. You REALLY don't want to play Twister with a llama. They take it the wrong way. Cutes and Ladders, that one works just fine. |
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Wow, gets more interesting all the time.
Maybe we will pull this week out of the toilet yet. 
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Wow, gets more interesting all the time.
Maybe we will pull this week out of the toilet yet.
It better be quick.... 'cause I'm about ready to flush this one. |
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I would run away from home but my mom won't let me cross the street.
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I tried that once.
 Then I got hungry. 
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Don't flush yet, I have been on the verge of jumping in for a couple of days myself. You don't even want to hear about my week. Pull up a couple of pop-tarts and a Pepsi. Things will get better. Just make sure the llama spits in another direction, don't want the spit in your hair (even though Whisper swore it was a great conditioner).
Darn Roy, find a little old lady to help you cross the street.
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Hmmm. Maybe I can an elder girl scout.
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Marie, cant we just pick him up on the bus, that way he wont have to cross any streets?
I mean really we have to help a brother out. Lex, that maybe a nightmare to one, is a fantasy to another, well only us freaks. |
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Well, Roy, I am not "little," but I sure feel old these days. Want me to help you across the street Sonny?? Dang, who moved my walker??
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